Avengers Assemble!

[Anderson]

Karen Gillan just joined Guardians of the Galaxy as one of the two main villains.

However, they are going out of their way to keep the character she's playing from leaking.

[Anderson]

Which leads me to believe

  Spoiler: from a purely hypothetical standpoint 

she's playing either Death or Nebula. Could be a third option, but I can't think of who else would work into the grand design.

[gravedigger]

So are they going for The Infinity Gauntlet by phase three? Because that was my favorite crossover back in the days.

[IggytheBorg]

THAT would be HUUUUUUGE if they could pull it off.

And that's a BIG "if".

[Abraham Smashington]

Benecio Del Toro is now in Guardians.

I cannot wait for a teaser/trailer for this. This movie sounds like it's gonna be sweet.

[Martin]

So Benecio Del Toro will be the ugly-looking alien with a weird accent? SWEET! Typecasting at it's best!

[Abraham Smashington]

apparently signing a multi-picture deal.

MOCAPPED THANOS?

[Martin]

Pretty sure that's Raccoon...

[Martin]

But I hope I'm wrong and it's Thanos.

[BMichaelKrol]

No way is it Rocket Raccoon. I'm thinking Thanos.

[Anderson]

No way is it Rocket Raccoon. I'm thinking Thanos.

  Spoiler: spoiler 

You would be correct.

[Abraham Smashington]

WOO I WAS RIGHT FOR ONCE

[gravedigger]

Holy shit, Anderson's spoiler. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, MARVEL.

[Captain Russ]

Gimmedafuckingauntletyafuckincocksucka

[Anderson]

Gimmedafuckingauntletyafuckincocksucka

I was wondering how long it would take for this joke.