Pacific Rim aka the Mecha vs Godzilla Fap Fap Thread. SPOILERS

[Captain Russ]

That robot's glowing chesthole sure looked inviting to me.

[Martin]

It's where you put your nerd penis in, Russ. FilmTrollJamie can't tell you, he's too busy nailing GIRLS.

[Captain Russ]

Good. I was worried that I'd have to use my other penis (my car).

[Captain Russ]

Chuck Day looked like JJ Abrams.

"FUCKER IS EVERYWHERE," I dun said. Then I went back to whittlin' this tugboat.

[Martin]

Depends. Volvos are usually used for anal only.

[Abraham Smashington]

Chuck Day looked like JJ Abrams.

I thought the same thing. It honestly threw me for a moment.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Thankfully I get hard seeing robots and monster fighting and I get to have sex whenever I want.

I win.

Inflatable women don't count.

[Captain Russ]

That's just hurtful.

[Abraham Smashington]

Inflatable? What is this, 1980? All about the REALDOLL™ over here.

[Captain Russ]

The fuckbot singularity is the final frontier.

[FilmNerdJamie]

FilmTrollJamie can't tell you, he's too busy nailing GIRLS.

And you're outta your mind if you think I'd fuck Lena Dunham. Don't have a thing for stuck-up flubber.

[BillyG]

Oh man my best friend's wife "so this is a bootleg Transformers" hahahahhahahaah theyre gonna get divorced

[Captain Russ]

I'd fuck her.

Then I'd be in.

Pride ain't shit.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I'd fuck her.

Then I'd be in.

Pride ain't shit.

Like we talked about elsewhere. Personality trumps all. I'd fuck Melissa McCarthy. Dunham? Wilson? You... you can have them.

[Captain Russ]

I would. Especially the juggaho.