Pacific Rim aka the Mecha vs Godzilla Fap Fap Thread. SPOILERS

[Martin]

I'm sooooooooooooo bringing my son to see this.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Seriously, if you think by now Pacific Rim doesn't look AMAZING, start or cease medication, you jaded motherfucker.

Or you just take a Chill Pill, you Goddamn mindless blubbering fanboy.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Abraham Smashington]

I also totally forgot that Charlie Day was in this. So that was a nice moment.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Big time upgrade from the last trailer. Still hasn't grabbed me.

[Matt]

That was legit. I'm in.

[Timothy225]

Wait. Ron Perlman is in this? How'd I miss that? (starts hoping Ron jumps on a robot, jumps into the gaping maw of a Kaiju, only to burst out of the Kaiju's eye and screams "PERLMAN!!!" like Beowulf and shit)

This could be awesome sauce, this could suck like a black hole, but my inner child DEMANDS I see this opening night.

[Captain Russ]

Fun stuff in there. Tone and any trace of human elements beyond Gruff McBeefcastle or Loofah canceling his subscription to Chocolate Apocalypse Magazine before had the stink of "generic summer movie" on it.

Where those things are placed in this trailer greatly alters how it plays. And here it plays well, giving dramatic weight to even the most cliched cliches in all of Clicheland. Really nice change of pace in dropping the sound out for the voiceover. Shiteside better than the usual "choral chant orgasm" or "BRAAAAAAAM" or "OOTZOOTZOOTZVINDIESEL."

I still feel the whole "man uses amazing technological marvel to mime cracking his knuckles" moment should be taken out back and worked over with some pipes.

[Martin]

Big time upgrade from the last trailer. Still hasn't grabbed me.

It would grab you if you had your arms outside your anus.

[Martin]

Or you just take a Chill Pill, you Goddamn mindless blubbering fanboy.

I wasn't talking about you directly, but yeah, start the pills.

I sure ain't a fanboy of any movie, but at this point holy shit your life must be beige.

[Captain Russ]

MC Cage: My volvo is beige, my president is too.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I wasn't talking about you directly, but yeah, start the pills.

I sure ain't a fanboy of any movie, but at this point holy shit your life must be beige.

Sorry I'm not a loser who gets hard seeing robots and monsters fighting. I like girls instead.

And saying you're not a fanboy. Your early post kinda, sorta, flat out proved you were. Cheers, Harry Knowles.

[Abraham Smashington]

Sorry I'm not a loser who gets hard seeing robots and monsters fighting. I like girls instead.

Thankfully I get hard seeing robots and monster fighting and I get to have sex whenever I want.

I win.

[Martin]

I WANTED TO ACTIVATE THE NERD FIGHT PROGRAM. IT WORKED! FIGHT YOU NERD!

[Martin]

Or you just take a Chill Pill, you Goddamn mindless blubbering fanboy.

Thankfully I get hard seeing robots and monster fighting and I get to have sex whenever I want.

I win.

It's the best of both worlds!