Pacific Rim aka the Mecha vs Godzilla Fap Fap Thread. SPOILERS

[Abraham Smashington]

FUCK YEAH TO THE JUGGAHO.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Too Goddamn snobby.

[Captain Russ]

Laddy fucking dah Goldilocks.

[B_Metal]

Inflatable? What is this, 1980? All about the REALDOLL™ over here.

Call me when they make a self cleaning RealDoll™. Until then... or the wife, whichever causes less of a hassle.

[Captain Russ]

Fuck eatin' a cupcake. Can you put this in a cup?

[BMichaelKrol]

The story is going to be cliche and garbage, but I think it'll be worth a matinee. The newest trailer has some cool moments that brought a smile to my face. Then we got the standard Henry Vth speech and it got all dullsville again.

[Abraham Smashington]

[B_Metal]

I could do without the words at the top but a damned good image.

[BMichaelKrol]

Good thing we created giant mecha to prevent aliens from fucking up our city!!!

[Timothy225]

Hey, the Avengers fucked up NYC fighting aliens and they're nowhere near as tall as the robots. DON'T MAKE THIS A HEIGHT ISSUE, KROL!

[Captain Russ]

I wonder what the dialogue for that scenario on the poster would be, maybe something along the lines of:

ROBOT: This is our fuckin' bridge to punch, Scaledicks!

SCALEDICKS: FUCK YEWWWWWWWWWW

[Abraham Smashington]

If Jax Teller doesn't call one of the monsters a scaledick, I will now be very disappointed.

[BMichaelKrol]

Hey, the Avengers fucked up NYC fighting aliens and they're nowhere near as tall as the robots. DON'T MAKE THIS A HEIGHT ISSUE, KROL!

Yeah, well the Avengers are (theoretically) capable of performing an operation without destroying the city they're protecting. The second time one of these Jeagers walks through San Francisco and fucks everything up, bitches will all be like "fuck this, I'm moving to Montana."

[gravedigger]

Bitches from Cali have been doing that for years.

[Martin]

Bitches from Cali have been doing that for years.

this deserves the rep.