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  • GOTTA GET SWOLL SUPES!
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • His body is to busy converting sun rays into God powers to let any of them tan him. DUH!!!!!
      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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      • I would love it if that was canon.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • Originally posted by B_Metal View Post
          His body is to busy converting sun rays into God powers to let any of them tan him. DUH!!!!!
          In my mouthbreathing years I have never read such a nerdy response.

          Until now.
          Me quick one want slow

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          • I thought the sarcasm was apparent but apparently I am disappoint son.
            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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            • Pretty sure I caught it. But shade like that transcends such attitudes and becomes real.

              Like Pinocchio.
              Me quick one want slow

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              • Originally posted by Captain Russ View Post
                Pretty sure I caught it. But shade like that transcends such attitudes and becomes real.

                Like Pinocchio.
                all of this.

                That line of reasoning needs to be canon.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • I think it does kind of make sense in a comic book-ish type of logic. Plus it's damned funny.
                  "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                  • Sounds like they're turning Jimmy Olsen into a girl.
                    Originally posted by Ari
                    The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                    • When HASN'T Jimmy been a girl?

                      HEY-OOO, wocka wocka, rimshot, etc...

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                      • He was blatantly gay in Superman Returns.
                        Originally posted by Ari
                        The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                        • I don't even remember him being in Returns yet alone being super gay in it.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • I remember him being in Returns, his sexuality not coming up, and me wondering why the fuck there were endless scenes of stuff shaking in the dammed movie.
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                            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                            • I DEMAND PROOF OF SUPER GAY JIMMY.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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