John Carter (of Mars)

[BillyG]

Also, some of the worst exposition in a film this side of The Phantom Menace.

All of the vehicles in the trailers looked like shit right out of the Phantom Menace concept art notebook.

[Anderson]

But is there any racist stereotype via alien proxy?

It's based on a book about a Confederate Superman dominating a planet of red men and green lizard people.

Read into it what you will.

[Captain Russ]

Too subtle.

[Captain Russ]

All of the vehicles in the trailers looked like shit right out of the Phantom Menace concept art notebook.

Well, recycling has been a key staple of many a production.

What's your boggle?

[Abraham Smashington]

RUSS WANTS TO BE CARTER AND JUMP AMONG THE ALIENS.

[Captain Russ]

That shit looks fun.

An entire planet as a fucking trampoline? Duuuuuuuuuuude.

[Abraham Smashington]

I wasn't knocking it. I still haven't read the books (they are on my night stand) and I think this looks fun. But I doubt I'll spend the money in the theater to see it.

[Captain Russ]

I'd see it this weekend if it weren't for the shitload of work I still need to do on my final projects.

[Matt]

Going tonight. Dammit.

[Matt]

Supposedly this opened pretty strong overseas, including setting an opening day record in Russia.

[Abraham Smashington]

Goddamn Communists.

[Matt]

Goddamn Communists.

It is the red planet, after all.

[B_Metal]

Matt's gonna be a sadpanda real soon.

[Captain Russ]

Hey, he might enjoy something one day.

YOU DON'T KNOW

[B_Metal]

You have a point. Law of averages and what not.