John Carter (of Mars)

[Martin]

If he really did insist on that Led Zeppelin song and the disastrous Super Bowl ad, then yeah, may he never leave Pixar ever again.

[Captain Russ]

If only George Lucas' necktroll were his marketing consultant.

[Abraham Smashington]

If only George Lucas' necktroll were his marketing consultant.

this.

[Matt]

Thirded.

[Anderson]

If only George Lucas' necktroll were his marketing consultant.

That necktroll makes bank with the exact same material that Pixar boy couldn't.

Don't disrespect the goiter.

[Captain Russ]

If anything, it was meant as a compliment to that mother. He knows whose hands to put his shit in to make the cash.

[Matt]

That's how I meant it. The trailers for the STAR WARS prequels were great. They made shit look like gold. The entire marketing efforts were strong and knew what to focus on. JOHN CARTER was all over the map in terms of content and quality.

Still, it may not be a total flop. I hope that foreign box office saves it and makes it profitable. For all of my issues with it, I bear it no ill will and want more entries in the series.

[Martin]

That necktroll makes bank with the exact same material that Pixar boy couldn't.

Don't disrespect the goiter.

Lucas re-editing the original trilogy and never releasing them as released, contradicting AND just coming out saying that Solo NEVER shot first, like ever, and that if we saw that, then we're moron, is worthy of all the hatred he gts. And I'm completely excluding the complete waste of money and talent that are called the Prequels, who I have to endure every week because the Son likes them. Each viewing makes me see how fucking bad the writing and directing is. Every actor in this blows harder than any moment in their career, even if they all had to suck penises for a living before and after. Lucas is like a kid with great physical talent but has Down syndrome. Unless he's properly supervised, it's gonna be a disaster.

So really, fuck Lucas.

[Martin]

Still, it may not be a total flop. I hope that foreign box office saves it and makes it profitable. For all of my issues with it, I bear it no ill will and want more entries in the series.

Not a chance.

[Captain Russ]

He has the kind of Fuck You Money that is usually found in the vault of Scrooge McDuck. He don't give a nerfherder.

[BillyG]

Yeah, was reading that Disney wanted a $600mil return on this to consider it a success. Franchise is DOA.

[Captain Russ]

Maybe Johnny Carter and Hal Jordan can go punch some colorized spacefarts?

[Martin]

These spacefarts woud have to be colored green.

Like, dollars green.

[Anderson]

Lucas re-editing the original trilogy and never releasing them as released, contradicting AND just coming out saying that Solo NEVER shot first, like ever, and that if we saw that, then we're moron, is worthy of all the hatred he gts. And I'm completely excluding the complete waste of money and talent that are called the Prequels, who I have to endure every week because the Son likes them. Each viewing makes me see how fucking bad the writing and directing is. Every actor in this blows harder than any moment in their career, even if they all had to suck penises for a living before and after. Lucas is like a kid with great physical talent but has Down syndrome. Unless he's properly supervised, it's gonna be a disaster.

So really, fuck Lucas.

Here's the thing about it Lucas doesn't have Downs. He's not dumb. He's a businessman. Any shred of artistic credibility left his fat form ages ago. As an artist, he's morally and creatively bankrupt NOW. As a businessman, he's second-to-none in Hollywood.

[Martin]

Here's the thing about it Lucas doesn't have Downs. He's not dumb. He's a businessman. Any shred of artistic credibility left his fat form ages ago. As an artist, he's morally and creatively bankrupt NOW. As a businessman, he's second-to-none in Hollywood.

He's certainly not dumb. It was meant as a reference point.