The Dark Knight Rises (SPOILERS!)

[Captain Russ]

C) It helps explain the goofy title.

D) I have no life.

[FilmNerdJamie]

E) Nolan's just making shit up on the fry...and everyone will still act like he had it all in his head from the start.

[Captain Russ]

F) And you will start talking like an asian stereotype.

[FilmNerdJamie]

G) NO TICK-UT, NO DRY-CLEAN!

[Captain Russ]

H) I am going to eyesturbate so fucking hard on the 16th.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I) About time someone masturbated to Levitt

[Captain Russ]

J) Ed's been doin' it for years.

[B_Metal]

G) NO TICK-UT, NO DLY-CREAN!

More correct.

[FilmNerdJamie]

K) Nolan integrates Freeman's personal life into the third movie

[BillyG]

J) Ed's been doin' it for years.

My name's not Ed.

[Captain Russ]

K) Nolan integrates Freeman's personal life into the third movie

L) So he's gonna fuck his step granddaughter or whatever? Ed's been doin' this for years.

[Captain Russ]

M) Tryin' to force a meme? You bet your piggy bank I am.

[FilmNerdJamie]

N) Who's to say Nolan won't start throwing in more out there aspects? I mean...the first Batman wasn't exactly "grounded in realism" i.e. the fear gas

[Captain Russ]

O) I fucking hope we see more of that psychotic bullshit. If anything, Dark Knight was missing Batman's complete and utter capitulation to the use of the stuff (they were getting "wise to his act" after all). That scene where he turns into an ink drooling monster is still one of the greatest things about Begins.

[B_Metal]

37) I hope Batmang III The Darkening has Bruce going bat-shit crazy and Adam West is his therapist.