RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Captain Russ]

You L.A. mofos and your New Beverly theater. Lucky bastards.

ANIMALMOTHERS. THE LOT OF YOU.

I read the March 1 listing as Crack Hitler.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Viggo Mortensen "Person of Interest" for Zod in Superman

[Matt]

Viggo Mortensen "Person of Interest" for Zod in Superman

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

KNEEL before Nikolai!

[Ed Hocken]

The Whole Bloody affair is four hours long.

Holy shit.

[Captain Russ]

Viggo Mortensen "Person of Interest" for Zod in Superman

Naked razor fight part 2.

[gravedigger]

I don't care about plot in movies like this. Plot just bogs shit down. Just give me hot chicks, explosions, robots and more hot chicks.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter, sir.

[Anderson]

Viggo Mortensen "Person of Interest" for Zod in Superman

Well, then the talks were true.

I wonder what this means for Jude Law and Thomas Kretschman.

[Captain Russ]

More terrible films for Law, back to Germany for Kretschmann.

[Anderson]

They let Jessica Biel read for Lois, so they're just throwing anything against a wall to see what sticks.

[Anderson]

I see that Jamie is running the DDL Superman story.

Which makes no sense. If DDL couldn't do Holmes 2 and Lincoln at the same time. How come he has time to do Superman?

[Captain Russ]

It certainly isn't because of back taxes.

/looks at Nic Cage and laughs at his hairpiece

[FilmNerdJamie]

John Chu directing G.I. Joe 2.

Cut to fanbitches committing mass suicides. Good riddance. Seriously I loved Rise of Cobra, but it was fucking retarded and yes a terrible, terrible movie. The dude's not going to make it any worse and just because he's associated with Justin Bieber shouldn't automatically mean he'll shit the bed here. Again this is G.I. Joe we're talking about.

Moral of the story: I hate fanbitches.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I see that Jamie is running the DDL Superman story.

Which makes no sense. If DDL couldn't do Holmes 2 and Lincoln at the same time. How come he has time to do Superman?

I was under the impression Lewis turned down the Sherlock Holmes sequel because he just plain wasn't interested? As for Lincoln, I believe that's lensing in the fall and Superman starts this summer. So it's hypothetically possible for him to squeeze in both.

Doubt they get him though.

[Anderson]

I was under the impression Lewis turned down the Sherlock Holmes sequel because he just plain wasn't interested? As for Lincoln, I believe that's lensing in the fall and Superman starts this summer. So it's hypothetically possible for him to squeeze in both.

Doubt they get him though.

Yeah. DDL did 2 movies in the last decade. The guy picks what he wants and I don't see him attaching his wagon to Supes.

John Chu is the appropriate director for that trainwreck.

[Captain Russ]

John Chu directing G.I. Joe 2.

Cut to fanbitches committing mass suicides. Good riddance. Seriously I loved Rise of Cobra, but it was fucking retarded and yes a terrible, terrible movie. The dude's not going to make it any worse and just because he's associated with Justin Bieber shouldn't automatically mean he'll shit the bed here. Again this is G.I. Joe we're talking about.

Moral of the story: I hate fanbitches.

As long as the aesthetic of "RETARDED AS FUCK" remains, I'm in.