ZOOLANDER 2? FUCK YESSSSS

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah, the cameos are pretty fucking great in that movie.

[V]

It's not so much hate as that you can never understand just what in the fuck is going on with Michael Bay movies. Hell, it's a trademark that you can never understand what's going on because the camera is shaking so goddamn much.

Anyone who has not seen DOTD is fucking forbidden to comment on the fucking filmography of the biggest fucking hack since Joel fucking (I KILLED BATMAN!) Schumacher!

[Ed Hocken]

Joel Schumacher's best film?

D.C Cab, FACT!

[Abraham Smashington]

Flatliners.


FAIL.

[BillyG]

Really? I love Tigerland.

[Matt]

It's no worse than any Stallone or Ahnold movie in the 80's in that retrospect. I think people just hate it thanks to blind Michael Bay hate. Dude can make action films. Except for TF2.

Disagree. The Stallone/Arnold flicks kept the violence directed pretty squarely at the bad guys. You never saw them willingly kill an entire shantytown of innocent civilians in a 'comedic' action sequence. The closest that we ever got to anything like that was the human shield that Arnold used in 'Total Recall'.

[Ed Hocken]

Flatliners? Oh man, that movie was....okay.

[BillyG]

Well, we don't actually see anyone die in the shantytown. We just see them wantonly destroying property.

[Martin]

Really? She has become so incredibly bitter and unfunny. She and Margaret Cho should only be used against enemy combatants.

Bingo!

It's no worse than any Stallone or Ahnold movie in the 80's in that retrospect. I think people just hate it thanks to blind Michael Bay hate. Dude can make action films. Except for TF2.

Well said. My main beef is that he can't edit his movies for shit. Too long. And I love BB2. Look at the piece of shit that is The Island.

And Bay's best movie?

THE ROCK. By a mile. And let me repeat it: I love BB2.

[Abraham Smashington]

Flatliners? Oh man, that movie was....okay.

IT WAS GREAT.

[Martin]

Back to our main program!

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm having a 1999 flashback of myself thanks to that pic.

[Matt]

Well, we don't actually see anyone die in the shantytown. We just see them wantonly destroying property.

Just because we don't see the Hummer run over a makeshift crib with a sleeping toddler in it doesn't mean that it doesn't happen.

I will defend 'the Rock' as a decent movie, but that's really about it.

'Flatliners' is total and complete dogshit. DOGSHIT. SHIT FROM A DOG.

[Abraham Smashington]

IT'S A GRUNGE THING

[BillyG]

The first rule of filmmaking is "if you don't show the audience, then it didn't happen." And since it's a Bay flick, everything is definitely on the surface. And if anything is to be bothersome in that movie it should be the complete lack of respect to the dead! "Society can be judged by how it treats its dead" and all that.