ZOOLANDER 2? FUCK YESSSSS

[Matt]

yeah, the corpse flinging was pretty cringe-worthy too.

[Martin]

THE ROCK IS THE BEST AMERICAN ACTION MOVIE OF THE 90'S.

[Abraham Smashington]

yeah, the corpse flinging was pretty cringe-worthy too.

Who says those corpses aren't corpses of child molestors?

[Matt]

not sure on it being the 'best', but it was definitely in the top 10.

[Lisa]

Really? She has become so incredibly bitter and unfunny. She and Margaret Cho should only be used against enemy combatants.

Oh, I get that, I know she has been. But her early stand up showcases on Comedy Central are gold - 1996 or so? Awesome. See, to me, she was relatable - she did this bit about "The Bridges of Madison County" when it was the top book at the time that - I just died. Also, as one of Garafolo's fellow short, tubby fair-skinned brunettes, she also did this hilarious piece about guys who only seem to go after tall, suntanned blondes. And also a bit about Hollywood not wanting to cast her because she was a few pounds overweight. She used to be really really great before the bitterness set in.

[V]

I remember at one point seriously wanting to bone her. Pale, tragic, cynical... everything I was looking for at that point in my life.

Then I grew up.

[Lisa]

I dunno, maybe it's a woman thing. Her bit about, "Why go after the tall, suntanned blondes? What about me? Why not take the road less traveled?" was great. I mean, for all those years I was single, I had that same problem too. Just an example of her stand up stuff that I loved.

[Matt]

she was truly, TRULY awful on '24' last season.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd rather have intercourse with her than most suntanned blondes. At least she can hold a fucking conversation.

[Lisa]

I'd rather have intercourse with her than most suntanned blondes. At least she can hold a fucking conversation.

See, this. I mean, yeah, she's angry now, and it's a shame, but the woman has a brain. That was one of the things I loved about her humor before she went downhill.

[Abraham Smashington]

And she's still hot

[Ed Hocken]

I'm having a 1999 flashback of myself thanks to that pic.

Please, go into further detail. And do it slowly....

Anyway, D.C. Cab has the following:

Crazy cabby antics, Mr. T, a young Adam Baldwin, a flame thrower, two wacky weightlifting dudes, Gary Busey, nudity, Bill Maher in a supporting role, did I mention Gary Busey?

[Abraham Smashington]

You've seen the douchebag pic. I also owned those exact glasses he is wearing haha.

[V]

Please, go into further detail. And do it slowly....

Anyway, D.C. Cab has the following:

Crazy cabby antics, Mr. T, a young Adam Baldwin, a flame thrower, two wacky weightlifting dudes, Gary Busey, nudity, Bill Maher in a supporting role, did I mention Gary Busey?

Obviously, the feel-good movie of the late 20th century...

[Matt]

she can be a very attractive woman. She won't hold a candle to Lisa, though.