New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Lisa]

Key problem with This Means War.

Why would anyone fight over Reese Witherspoon circa 2012?

THAT. I mean, was no other female available?

Really, guys? She's only about 35 - it's not like they're fighting over Betty White.

[Matt]

They definitely sold it as SPY VS SPY in the trailer. Indeed, that's what I thought it was going to be called, and I truly think that they should have run with that title. THIS MEANS WAR sounds pathetic.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Really, guys? She's only about 35 - it's not like they're fighting over Betty White.

Has nothing to do with age whatsoever. I look at Witherspoon in today's environment and all the other actresses to break out since she did...and I find it hard to believe Kirk and Charlie Bronson would kill one another for her.

And don't you dare utter a nasty syllable against Betty. After the nuclear war, she'll be running shit Road Warrior-style with all the mutated bikers with their chains and ass-less leather chaps. Her and Cher.

[IggytheBorg]

Really, guys? She's only about 35 - it's not like they're fighting over Betty White.

I agree. If anything, I think she looks a little better now than when she broke out. A few extra lbs rounding out her features were just the ticket, IMO.

[B_Metal]

Has nothing to do with age whatsoever. I look at Witherspoon in today's environment and all the other actresses to break out since she did...and I find it hard to believe Kirk and Charlie Bronson would kill one another for her.

And don't you dare utter a nasty syllable against Betty. After the nuclear war, she'll be running shit Road Warrior-style with all the mutated bikers with their chains and ass-less leather chaps. Her and Cher.

Agreed 100%

[IggytheBorg]

Has nothing to do with age whatsoever. I look at Witherspoon in today's environment and all the other actresses to break out since she did...and I find it hard to believe Kirk and Charlie Bronson would kill one another for her.

And don't you dare utter a nasty syllable against Betty. After the nuclear war, she'll be running shit Road Warrior-style with all the mutated bikers with their chains and ass-less leather chaps. Her and Cher.

Agreed, 100%.

[Lisa]

I really, really do love the idea of Betty White and Cher running a post-apocalyptic world. I do. I want to be one of their henchwomen.

(Do you know motherfucking auto-correct tried to change that back to "henchmen"?? I set that fucker straight.)

[BillyG]

I really, really do love the idea of Betty White and Cher running a post-apocalyptic world. I do. I want to be one of their henchwomen.

(Do you know motherfucking auto-correct tried to change that back to "henchmen"?? I set that fucker straight.)

Let's toss in Tina Turner and see the REAL Thunderdome!

[B_Metal]

I really, really do love the idea of Betty White and Cher running a post-apocalyptic world. I do. I want to be one of their henchwomen.

(Do you know motherfucking auto-correct tried to change that back to "henchmen"?? I set that fucker straight.)

Let's toss in Tina Turner and see the REAL Thunderdome!

I'd watch that on instant at least.

[Lisa]

I would bring the BDR ladies on board and we would rule the world!

[FilmNerdJamie]

Wrath of the Titans trailer dropped minutes after WB officially released The Dark Knight Rises trailer. Odd...er..."odd," i.e. they're quietly dumping their crap and hoping everyone just keeps talking about Batman.

Notice they didn't pull that crap with The Hobbit teaser that drops tomorrow night.

[B_Metal]

Like anyone is super geeked over WotT anyway.

[Martin]

Saw the trailer for THIS MEANS WAR in front of MI:GP last night. Essentially, it's Chis Pine and Tom Hardy as CIA agents who find out that they're both dating Reese Witherspoon. Action comedy hijinks ensue. Looked terrible.

Terrible is a small word for this. How these 2 good to great actors (Hardy, mainly, but I like Pine) end up with Withershit in such a shitty project is staggering.

Key problem with This Means War.

Why would anyone fight over Reese Witherspoon circa 2012?

I sincerely hope Hardy and Pine ends up teaming up and skullfuck Reese Witherspoon, each one fucking one of her eye socket, like A Serbian Film.

Now THAT, I would pay to see.

[Howard]

Wrath of the Titans trailer dropped minutes after WB officially released The Dark Knight Rises trailer. Odd...er..."odd," i.e. they're quietly dumping their crap and hoping everyone just keeps talking about Batman.

Notice they didn't pull that crap with The Hobbit teaser that drops tomorrow night.

I actually preferred the Wrath of the Titans trailer over the Dark Knight trailer. Which isn't saying much really.

[FilmNerdJamie]

You just gave Redd Foxx a heart-attack in the after-life.