New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Captain Russ]

Number 57888465 in the line of things that will never happen.

Right after a POG revival.

[Martin]

I want my bugfuck crazy dino with guns movie dammit.

YES

And Cowboys And Aliens being meh? How unsurprising....

[FilmNerdJamie]

Do you think it would have been better with Downey as originally planned?

[Anderson]

Do you think it would have been better with Downey as originally planned?

I can't even tell.

[BillyG]

http://www.slashfilm.com/nicolas-cag...rit-vengeance/

What's up with Idris' eyes? And Nick, that hair? KEEP THAT WIG.

[Captain Russ]

Idris is just doin' the Blade thing without being named Blade.

[Ed Hocken]

What's up with Idris' eyes? And Nick, that hair? KEEP THAT WIG.

You're right, that is some fucking wig.

[B_Metal]

Best Nic Cage wig ever or Best wig ever?

[Captain Russ]

The shooped bird wig is still king, but that GR2 shit is ballin'.

[B_Metal]

Fair enough. Ballin' is probably the best term for it.

[IggytheBorg]

I want my bugfuck crazy dino with guns movie dammit.

Friend of mine once said if he had the skills & financial wherewithal, he wanted to make a short called "Tank vs. Dinosaur".


I'd see it. Incorporate that into next JP movie? I'd see THAT.

Edited to add: or did you mean DINOS with the guns?

[B_Metal]

Agreed. Mass carnage is the only way to go.

I'm surprised more haven't commented on that In Time video I linked. Cool concept.

[BillyG]

I actually think that is the first decent wig he has had in FOREVER.

[Captain Russ]

^Implying Castor Troy's scalpscape was not the ballin'est in all of Thugdom.

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

(Sure, it might have mostly been authentic Cagery there, but that motherfucker's got a bald spot like Silent Bob.)

[Captain Russ]

So those new Dredd stills...

...no garish eagle shoulder pads?

I am sad. Also, looks like Ed Asner's under the helmet.