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  • If anything could be done to retake the southern hillbilly archetype away from the KFC-stained hands of Larry The Cable Guy.

    I say go for it.
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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    • Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
      If anything could be done to retake the southern hillbilly archetype away from the KFC-stained hands of Larry The Cable Guy.
      My old man's laughed at his jokes before.

      Sigh.
      Originally posted by Ari
      The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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      • Originally posted by Anderson View Post
        Yeah. It doesn't surprise me, for the following reasons.

        1) It's a really big guy flick. Feels like a Carpenter spectacle in the late 80s at points.

        2) The supporting cast overpowers the leads way too much.

        3) Daniel Craig is out-of-place. He feels like this sore thumb that never gets to develop.

        Other than that, it was pretty great.
        For me, Ford was incredibly miscast. Supposed to be an hard-ass authority figure but came off like a cranky old man. Kept thinking how much Clancy Brown or Kurt Russell would have been better in the role. To be fair, his stuff with the kid and Adam Beach worked.
        Originally posted by Ari
        The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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        • What kills me about Red Wings is that the script was done in 2006. Casting and pre-lim shoots in 2007. The basic body of it done in 2008 and it's just now coming out?

          What the fuck? Does Jabba show up dressed up as a Nazi and try to CG buttfuck Terrence Howard?
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          • Geez, Troy! Spoilers?

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            • Originally posted by Anderson View Post
              What the fuck? Does Jabba show up dressed up as a Nazi and try to CG buttfuck Terrence Howard?
              So that's why Howard always sounds like he's about to cry!
              Originally posted by Ari
              The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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              • Those are tears of joy.
                We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                • That should be the next Internet phenom "You made Terrence Howard cry!"
                  Originally posted by Ari
                  The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                  • After a chat with Queen Kristina about Cowboys & Aliens and letting it sit on me more, it makes me happy that Abrams will (highly likely) direct Star Trek 2.

                    Because so far, he's the only director who's made material cooked up by Kurtzman and Orci's work. Get the impression he's rejected their lazy writing and plotting devices where as Bay and Favs accepts it.
                    Originally posted by Ari
                    The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                    • Troy and Jamie: What's the word on 'Conan the Barbarian'? Any feedback from any test screenings yet?
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • <iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CtLHPKigPc4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • I want to see the fuck outta that.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • Will.
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • Niiiice. Creepy where it's supposed to be, doesn't give too much away. Hope it turns out to be a return to form for Kilmer.

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                              • I liked the implication that Kilmer's head is so fat, it is now doing gigs as the fucking moon.
                                Me quick one want slow

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