Fuck anyone and anything involved with remaking that film. Seriously. There's no reason it needs a remake/reboot/whatever, and Relativity should be putting their money towards something else rather than this.
The Crow will forever be known for "the movie where that guy died while they were making it." Forever as in "If you can afford to say, 'No thank you!' then don't go near this with a 100 foot stick!"
Don't know what Cooper is thinking taking this. Is he walking on air after Limitless became his first starring role in a non-Hangover hit movie?
Looks interesting, might have some potential, but no way in hell will it replace the original films.
Anyone know if the apes will be packing heat in this, or are they going into battle unarmed, save with what they have naturally (fangs, face-ripping skills, etc.)?
Looks interesting, might have some potential, but no way in hell will it replace the original films.
Anyone know if the apes will be packing heat in this, or are they going into battle unarmed, save with what they have naturally (fangs, face-ripping skills, etc.)?
Looks like all they got is their wits and their gorilladicks.
Visually it looks great, no issues with that at all. Seeing a swarm of simians getting ready to cut loose was damn impressive. I'm just wondering of the story's going to be all that and a bag of chips.
I'm probably an idjit for even asking, but are they looking at this as a franchise starter?
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Originally posted by Theodore Moistington IIIView Post
Also, if a bunch of fucking apes were swinging around in trees in my neighborhood, I'd be freaking the fuck out hard.
Me too. Swinging a pan and broom only got me so far. No way could I handle this shit.
I can ignore the lack of "man-in-suit/you're no Roddy McDowell" stuff, just as easily as I did with the Star Trek reboot/reimagining. The fact that WETA's attached to this is a plus. But if the story shit's the bed, then expect a backlash.
Been burned way too many times by stuff that looks fantastic in a trailer, only to be severely pissed that I dropped so much scratch watching what turned out to be a lousy movie on the big screen (looks directly at Burton's flick).
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