New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[FilmNerdJamie]

Yeah, there have been reshoots galore on that one. Buddy had told me how they had to rework it after Battle: LA opened and what he'd read was essentially a copy of the Star Trek reboot.

[Captain Russ]

No interest in ever watching A Serbian Film.

And I loved Martyrs.

At least Martyrs tried to articulate a point. Serbaderp doesn't even have that.

[Martin]

The point A Serbian Film articulate is, on paper, great. On film.... the points is kinda lost in the violence and fuckedupness.

[Captain Russ]

Yeah. Whatever it wanted to say was dropped off the agenda as soon as Jovan Holmes took an interest in the "job".

[Martin]

Props to a movie that show a man skull-killing a man with his erect cock though.

[Matt]

I'm sorry, but that BATTLESHIP trailer looked laughably bad.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Curious to see the first trailer to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

Was conceived, pitched and shot as a comedy first and foremost. It previews and the audience is going along with it great...but Fox wasn't happy because they wanted Honest Abe to be a bad-ass, taking names (a la Blade). Hence the reshoots. So who the fuck knows what thing is gonna look like in the final product.

[Lisa]

I literally cannot wait.

[Captain Russ]

I'm sorry, but that BATTLESHIP trailer looked laughably bad.

Yeah.

[B_Metal]

Just watched Battleship trailer. Not sure if real.

[Captain Russ]

It's real alright.

And it's real fucking dumb.

[B_Metal]

Somebody has pics of Liam Neeson doing some really heinous shit. Only explanation.

[BillyG]

Holy shit is that Battleship trailer serious? FROM HASBRO THE COMPANY THAT BROUGHT YOU TRANSFORMERS...HERE'S AN EVEN SHITTIER TRANSFORMERS

[Anderson]

Somebody has pics of Liam Neeson doing some really heinous shit. Only explanation.

or he's a guy burying himself in his work because he took his wife's death hard.

Sadly, that's what I've heard.

[Captain Russ]

Understandable and even more depressing.