New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Bobby Bear]

Can I guest star some time?

Thanks, mate! You can count on it with the Werebear (love that, Tim) on the case!

We're gonna need legal advice out the wazoo for that show.
"So, you're a 135 year old vampire, and you want to bring your 17 year old boyfriend across state lines. Hmmmm...."

The walk-and-talk scenes in that show would be incredible. Just imagine the bamboozled looks on the faces of passers by getting a snapshot of those conversations.

Also, Dano as Tetsuo and Stewart as Kei feels about right. I like Pitt, but there's no point just casting him because he's a good actor. Dano makes much more sense for Tetsuo. Pitt would be a more interesting Kaneda than Hedlund, though.

P.S. If you get Kaneda's bike, Tim, you should totally use it for the Vamp-Doc show. I could get a side-car!

[Martin]

....really screws over Jet Li?

The execs probably think he's just some random chink who's good at flaying his arms and legs around.....

[Abraham Smashington]

This poster....

Not to be that guy, but you linked to this from a site that wasn't us. I'm a sad panda. I NEED HITS NOT BADASS.

[Martin]

Not to be that guy, but you linked to this from a site that wasn't us. I'm a sad panda. I NEED HITS NOT BADASS.

I'd rectify, but I can't edit!

And the only reason I linked form that site is that it had the biggest image..... sorry Rob...

EDIT: How do I link from your site?

[Abraham Smashington]

haha, it's cool. Plus it is a badass poster. EXCEPT CHUCK NORRIS.

[Martin]

DON'T YOU FUCKING BADMOUTH CHUCK NORRIS

Hell, my wife wants to buy me this t-shirt:

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck Chuck Norris.

Norris serves on the board of directors of the National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools, an organization promoting the use of the Bible in public schools, and also speaks on behalf of organizations advocating official prayers in public schools.

Norris is a Republican, often championing the views of the party. Norris has donated more than $32,000 to Republican candidates and organizations since 1988.<sup id="cite_ref-33" class="reference">[34]</sup> Norris supports gun rights and ownership and is against public schools condoning homosexuality

On November 18, 2008, Norris became one of the first members of show business to express support for the California Proposition 8 ban on same-sex marriage, and he chided the gay community for "interfering" with the democratic process and the double standard he perceived in criticizing the LDS Church without criticizing African Americans, who had voted for the measure by a wide margin.

Once again: FUCK CHUCK NORRIS.

[Martin]

Oh I KNOW he's a fucked up and terrible human being! It's what makes him way more entertaining. He's like a mini-Hitler!

[BillyG]

I wish Bruce Lee had lived so he would punch Chuck in the dick and be like WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE

[Abraham Smashington]

Then we'd have BRUCE LEE facts. Which really make more sense anyways.

[B_Metal]

I ignore Chuck Norris facts and opt for the better Vin Diesel ones.

When Vin Diesel gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.

[BillyG]

And where has our quick reply gone Rob!?

[Abraham Smashington]

still there on my end...

[Martin]

And where has our quick reply gone Rob!?

Holy crap did I laugh at that one. Especially with that bland fuck starring in Tokyo Drift.

[Timothy225]

I ignore Chuck Norris facts and opt for the better Vin Diesel ones.

YES.