New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Timothy225]

"KANEDA!!!!"

[Captain Russ]

So Jimmy Darmody's gonna fight sentient flesh pudding?

Intredasting.

[Martin]

OK, young, good-looking, live forever. Superpowers out the ass. High protein liquid diet.

So all it really takes to convince them is that you're a vampire?

Well I sure wasted a lot of time trying with way more trite facts when I was younger....

[Captain Russ]

You'd be elbow deep in twinks.

[Martin]

Paul Dano and Michael Pitt are being talked aobut for Tetsuo in Akira....

MICHAEL PITT.


YESSSSS.

[Lisa]

Physically, Bella's 18, but Edward's 17. Of course, Edward is like what, a century older than Bella to begin with?

Pretty much the one line I've really liked from "Twilight" is the scene where Bella is just beginning to figure out that Edward is a vampire. And he knows that he can't really keep it from her for much longer, so he's starting to admit things in small doses, plus he knows that she's pretty much figured it out. So in the scene right before he basically admits it to her, she asks him, "How old are you, Edward?" He replies, "17". She asks, "How long have you been 17?" He pauses for a moment, and then replies, "A while..." I mean, yeah, "Twilight" basically sucks, but I did lulz a little at that part.

And you know, I feel bad that I've been monopolizing my time on the board today explaining stupid "Twilight" stuff, so the least I can do is give you this:

http://www.snotr.com/video/3316/SNL_...rt_-_Firelight

[FilmNerdJamie]

Paul Dano and Michael Pitt are being talked aobut for Tetsuo in Akira....

So who do we want to see turning into a giant pile of screaming flesh more?

[Abraham Smashington]

MICHAEL PITT.

And I like Dano, but Pitt could be EPIC.

[Martin]

I hope he'll channel some of his Tommy Gnosis angst when he start yelling his KEEEEENEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAA.

[Captain Russ]

Dano was born to play a sniveling little twat in a mutant fatsuit.

[Timothy225]

Hell have Dano play Kaneda, Pitt as Tetsuo, and gimme Kaneda's bike and we're good.

[Martin]

Fuck, I hope everyone involved in this will explode in a pile of liquid flesh. Not that I really care about the original anyway.

[Anderson]

Paul Dano and Michael Pitt are being talked aobut for Tetsuo in Akira....

MICHAEL PITT.


YESSSSS.

He's the favorite to get it because his HBO schedule lines up with the time needed to shoot Akira.

Also, Kristen Stewart is all but a lock for the female lead. So, we're realistically going to have an all-white Akira with

Pitt. Stewart. Hedlund.

[Captain Russ]

all-white Akira

The least shocking thing ever.

[FilmNerdJamie]

He's the favorite to get it because his HBO schedule lines up with the time needed to shoot Akira.

Also, Kristen Stewart is all but a lock for the female lead. So, we're realistically going to have an all-white Akira with

Pitt. Stewart. Hedlund.