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  • #2431
    Two blands and an awesome.

    Might be shit. Might be THE SECOND WEEABOOING.

    Only time will tell. Time and Morris Day.
    Me quick one want slow

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    • #2432
      Originally posted by Balls Mahoney View Post
      The least shocking thing ever.
      Those 3 fucks still can't compete with John Wayne as Genghis Khan though...
      BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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      • #2433
        Tom Cruise was the last samurai.

        /thread
        Me quick one want slow

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        • #2434
          Originally posted by Martin View Post
          Those 3 fucks still can't compete with John Wayne as Genghis Khan though...
          Judges would have also accepted Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

          Originally posted by Ari
          The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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          • #2435
            Or Peter Sellers in Murder By Death.

            Or any person of color in an Adam Sandler movie ever.

            Racial stereotypes.

            Racial stereotypes everywhere.
            Me quick one want slow

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            • #2436
              Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
              Judges would have also accepted Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

              Miss Gorightry!! I protest!!!!

              How long until Kaneda becomes Kenny, Tetsuo becomes Timmy, and Kei becomes Kay?
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • #2437
                Originally posted by Balls Mahoney View Post
                Or any person of color in an Adam Sandler movie ever.
                Including Sandler himself, Henry Winkler, whatever hot actress cast as his latest white-bread wife.
                Originally posted by Ari
                The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                • #2438
                  Fuck I hope he gets kicked so hard in the face by karma.*




                  *A tranny kickboxing champion named Karma.
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #2439
                    Originally posted by Balls Mahoney View Post
                    Tom Cruise was the last samurai.

                    /thread
                    At least Cruise played a white dude...

                    Now, I hope Keneda is played by Michael Winslow, who will provide the sound effects as the film goes. That'S a winner right there.
                    BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                    • #2440
                      Originally posted by Timothy225
                      Man, I can shit a better story than this. So cereal.
                      Yes Tim, yes you could which was my stance from the start, the story just sucks.

                      Originally posted by Balls Mahoney View Post
                      Fuck I hope he gets kicked so hard in the face by karma.*




                      *A tranny kickboxing champion named Karma.
                      What channel is that show airing on. I would so watch that.
                      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                      • #2441
                        Originally posted by Balls Mahoney View Post
                        Fuck I hope he gets kicked so hard in the face by karma.*




                        *A tranny kickboxing champion named Karma.
                        I was somehow reminded of Jackass: The Movie.

                        BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                        • #2442
                          Originally posted by Bobby Bear View Post
                          Fair enough, but I was thinking more along the lines of an HBO style deal, wherein the titular Timothy225, MD: Vampiric Fornication Specialist solves supernatural problems including, though not limited to, those of an adult nature. Think a mix of Buffy and Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, as conceived and executed by David Lynch.
                          It prolly goes w/o saying, but I'll say it anyway: I'd watch the FUCK outta that. Can I guest star some time?
                          I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.


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                          • #2443
                            This poster....

                            BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                            • #2444
                              Originally posted by IggytheBorg View Post
                              It prolly goes w/o saying, but I'll say it anyway: I'd watch the FUCK outta that. Can I guest star some time?
                              Damn straight, Iggy. We're gonna need legal advice out the wazoo for that show.
                              "So, you're a 135 year old vampire, and you want to bring your 17 year old boyfriend across state lines. Hmmmm...."

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                              • #2445
                                Originally posted by Martin View Post
                                This poster....

                                ....really screws over Jet Li?
                                I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.

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