SPIDER-MAN, VENOM, NON MARVEL SPIDEY DOES WHAT A SPIDER CAN IF SONY LETS HIM

[Ed Hocken]

Sounds like Billy is gonna do his own stunts

So there will be no need for a stunt cock.

[BillyG]

Oh the cock is gonna perform stunts alright.

[Ed Hocken]

Now who do you want to score this thing?

Michael Gianchino or John Williams?

[Nathan]

The corpse of Rick James.

[V]

Now who do you want to score this thing?

Michael Gianchino or John Williams?

No... we need someone more avant-garde(cheaper!)...

For your approval...

[Captain Russ]

Score?

The votes are in. It's...

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[BillyG]

I figure Daft Punk is "in" now with Tron. ELECTROCOCK.

[Timothy225]

Doin it wrong, Tim! Especially with Emma Stone I will have that place professionally lighted and several cameras set up in the room. BTW need someone to volunteer as crane operator.

I'm foreseeing many, many takes and retakes in this production.

"Billy? Emma? Yeah, we're going to need another take. Oh, the two of you were good, don't get me wrong, but Vin wants to try it from a slightly different angle. Yes, a bird's eye view, right, Vin? From the dresser? OK, so if we can get just a bit more... passion from the two of you, and....camera rolling, Vin? Speed... and ACTION!"

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck this movie so hoard.

The Mountie is right.

[Abraham Smashington]

First pic of Garfield in the suit.

[Captain Russ]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE SUIT, MAAAAAAAAAAN

That fucker is busier than a coked up stock market analyst

[Martin]

I hope the general populace will avoid this shit, but I fear the worse. I just hope Sony will remake it 3 years after it's initial release.

[Howard]

Hate it. Looks like the bottom legs of the spider are bleeding black.

[BillyG]

I dig.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah, I don't see the problem either. What I hate is there is NO EXPLANATION on how Tobey got his fucking suit in the first one. He went from the sweatpants with spray paint to that fancy fucking suit. At least this one kinda looks a bit more in line with something someone could make with out a degree in sewing.