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  • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
    it smells of ben gay and laxatives in here
    We would have also accepted

    "Smells of strippers and fried chicken"
    "Smells of 'Brut by Faberge' and disappointment"
    "Smells of PolyGrip and cat pee"

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    • What about "Aqua Velva and Roast Pork Loin"?
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • Now I'm wet.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • I just wanted to work the phrase "Aqua Velva" into something. It's just a funny sounding pair of words. Like "Velveeta".
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • Originally posted by V View Post
            We would have also accepted

            "Smells of strippers and fried chicken"
            "Smells of 'Brut by Faberge' and disappointment"
            "Smells of PolyGrip and cat pee"
            Somebody call me?

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            • I actually like my Aqua Velva aftershave. Grandpa passed down something of worth to me.

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              • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                Now I'm wet.
                ....
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • Still wetlands down there? Or are we back to Gobi?
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • I'm gonna go with NYC in the middle of August, Bob.
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • GRAYBUSH, BOO THIS MAN
                      Me quick one want slow

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                      • Just saying, that it's pretty damn wet.
                        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • Originally posted by V View Post
                          Ah! the delightful, yet colorful patois of the Borough of Queens!

                          How quaint!
                          SOMEONE had to class up this joint!
                          2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                          INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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                          • Mmmm..... I found a nude picture of Dolph online. There is a god.
                            2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                            INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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                            • I didn't see this thread.

                              The movie was awful, but it could be saved by a Director's Cut.
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                              • Awful how? All I want is some retarded action scenes with some action stars.... Does it deliver on any promises?
                                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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