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  • #1

    The Expendables

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42087

    In all probability this isn't going to be a good movie, but goddammit am I excited for it. And now Bruno is gonna be in it? awesome.
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  • #2
    I need a trailer NOW!
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    • #3
      The expectations for this movie have become unreasonable. There's no way that the end product can possibly live up to all of the hype.

      That being said, I'm all over it once it hits the theaters.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • #4
        I hope this ends up being gay porn starring all of these dudes. The sound of action-nut heads exploding throughout theaters would be deafening.
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        • #5
          That poster is bad ass
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #6
            HOLY SHIT.
            "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

            "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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            • #7
              Poster is sick...sadly I will not be taking my kids to see this one in the theatre...I will however check it out ASAP.
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              • #8
                This is supposedly PG-13.

                Still, this needs a CANNON logo.
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                  This is supposedly PG-13.

                  Still, this needs a CANNON logo.
                  Yeah, it's PG13. What a waste of time and money.

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                  • #10
                    What Billy said, unless I see JOSEPH ZITO's name on this. I ain't interested.
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #11
                      The money could have been spent holding mine races in the rice field with oppressed Cambodians.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                        This is supposedly PG-13.

                        Still, this needs a CANNON logo.

                        Unrated on Home Video. Release date is looking like first week of December. That's how far ahead this shit gets planned out.
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                        • #13
                          I am very leery that somehow a PG-13 movie can be made badass with an "Unreated" cut.
                          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                          • #14
                            Well I'll be seeing it in the theater regardless.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              Comparisons to Die Hard 4 coming soon....
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