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  • #91
    *takes down names*

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    • #92
      That would be more of a WWII man on a mission nickname.

      Or his nickname while working as bicycle messenger.

      Also,

      Fluffy Juevos
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #93
        CAST HIM AS BANE.

        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #94
          It's what they should have done from the fucking start.

          Battle of the lisps would ensue.
          Me quick one want slow

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          • #95
            Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
            Stallone is not growing old gracefully.
            I was gonna launch into you Ed but then this happened.
            Originally posted by Russ View Post
            Russ wins teh net.
            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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            • #96
              Which one of you do I have to beat up before you post some Lundgren pictures?
              2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

              INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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              • #97
                Originally posted by LisaNY View Post
                Which one of you do I have to beat up before you post some Lundgren pictures?
                I will take brucey baby's photo. He does it for me.

                But you got to love Dolph got his master's in chemical engineering.

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by I_Cassini View Post
                  I will take brucey baby's photo. He does it for me.

                  But you got to love Dolph got his master's in chemical engineering.
                  "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                  • #99
                    While I would be delighted to have Bruce in whatever form he comes in, I would have to think of some positives about that beard: I could keep spare pencils in it; Place to hide snacks for movies; Home for small animals; My students could grow their cultures in here.

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                    • I think I see a bottle of Seagams hidden in that beard...
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • Originally posted by I_Cassini View Post
                        While I would be delighted to have Bruce in whatever form he comes in, I would have to think of some positives about that beard: I could keep spare pencils in it; Place to hide snacks for movies; Home for small animals; My students could grow their cultures in here.
                        His beard is so big, it's full of SECRETS!

                        I still see no pictures of Lundgren for me. I'm waiting.
                        2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                        INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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                        • Here ya go. He is a beautiful specimen of a man. Da!

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                          • Here's a better one...

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                            • STREET PREACHER!
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • DOLPH FOR THE JESSE CUSTER ROLE

                                Elijah C. Skuggs: Hey, you'd be better off with the Voice of God.

                                *Custer pulls his arm back, ready to punch faces*

                                Elijah C. Skuggs: You can keep the beeeeeeeard.

                                Jesse Custer: Aww...

                                *hugs all around*
                                Me quick one want slow

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