The Expendables

[Captain Russ]

lulz

It should be making the rounds on primetime, but it's mostly the greatest hits version of the past two.

It's got a different backing track, with KISS replacing that hurr durr "URRY JUAN UF URS IS EXPURNDABR" one.

Heck, it may show up during the the match with Ze Germans.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

It twas indeed pretty awesome.

[Captain Russ]

FUCKING R RATED, LIKE GOD INTENDED.

My stalloneshoulder has a stalloneshoulder.

[Captain Russ]

GENTLEMEN

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[Abraham Smashington]

*RAGINGBRONER*

[Ed Hocken]

Now to make sure this is actual Hard-R and not we threw in some curse words to make it R.

[Captain Russ]

Now to make sure this is actual Hard-R and not we threw in some curse words to make it R.

Dude. It's Stallone.

This is America.

We run on violent films and cheap beer.

[Ed Hocken]

Just making sure here. You can never be too careful.

[Timothy225]

I, my brother-in-law, my best friend, and maybe my dad and my mother-in-law's BF are going to see this movie opening night. Then we shall go to the all-night firing range and shoot stuff. Then we shall have beer. Then we shall go to a titty bar. Then, and only then, we shall go home to our sig-o's, who will give us hell for being out all night.

It'll be worth it.

[Ed Hocken]

Make sure to fly the American flag high.

[Captain Russ]

Just making sure here. You can never be too careful.

Doubts are for Philip Seymour Hoffman.

[Ed Hocken]

Watch it Russ, you just pulled a Nunz right there.

That's a potential yellow card.

[V]

Make sure to fly the American flag high.

on your penis...

while at the titty bar.

[Captain Russ]

Yellow cards are for dutchmen who lose.

YOU FUCKING WATCH IT, MORTON

[Ed Hocken]

on your penis...

while at the titty bar.

It makes no difference as there will be full salute.