The Expendables

[Timothy225]

Now THAT'S a trailer! Damn thing's got so much testosterone oozing from it, I can feel my hair growing back on my head! Muy macho!

[V]

Je pense que Matt Goldberg est allé à l'école Devin Faraci des critiques de cinéma ... putain merde essuyer!

Yes... I'm too pissed to dignify his review in English.

[B_Metal]

Is one actually supposed to cum literal buckets? Because I did.

[Martin]

Quoi?

Dan Hydrea l'acteur à huit têtes Latino? Ed... votre échec de manière aussi systématique à tous les niveaux, on peut presque mettre une montre en vous!

You nearly got it. Not bad at all.

EDIT: Please note you also said you could nearly put a watch INSIDE OF HIM.

[V]

You nearly got it. Not bad at all.

EDIT: Please note you also said you could nearly put a watch INSIDE OF HIM.

YAY! I DONE GOOD! YAY!

[Howard]

Je pense que Matt Goldberg est allé à l'école Devin Faraci des critiques de cinéma ... putain merde essuyer!

Yes... I'm too pissed to dignify his review in English.

Votre évaluation est correcte, bon monsieur!

[Martin]

putain merde essuyer

What?

(the rest is GREAT)

[Howard]

Something fucking? My curse word/phrase in French is definitely lacking.

[Martin]

Putain de merde is swearing, it's Essuyer I'm wondering.

It means wiping. When you clean. I think Vin speaks in Special Ops language.

[V]

Putain de merde is swearing, it's Essuyer I'm wondering.

It means wiping. When you clean. I think Vin speaks in Special Ops language.

"fucking shit wipe"

Sorry...my French used to be better.

[Martin]

It's still good! The watch quote was gold. The watch too I guess. Before, that is.

[Captain Russ]

New TV spot during WC halftime=

[B_Metal]

Link or gtfo.

[Captain Russ]

Watch the match or GTFO

[B_Metal]

Soccer is for for'ners. I watch real sports like girls volleyball and womens naked jello wrestling.