The Expendables

[V]

it smells of ben gay and laxatives in here

We would have also accepted

"Smells of strippers and fried chicken"
"Smells of 'Brut by Faberge' and disappointment"
"Smells of PolyGrip and cat pee"

[Ed Hocken]

What about "Aqua Velva and Roast Pork Loin"?

[Abraham Smashington]

Now I'm wet.

[Ed Hocken]

I just wanted to work the phrase "Aqua Velva" into something. It's just a funny sounding pair of words. Like "Velveeta".

[Timothy225]

We would have also accepted

"Smells of strippers and fried chicken"
"Smells of 'Brut by Faberge' and disappointment"
"Smells of PolyGrip and cat pee"

Somebody call me?

[BillyG]

I actually like my Aqua Velva aftershave. Grandpa passed down something of worth to me.

[Abraham Smashington]

Now I'm wet.

....

[Captain Russ]

Still wetlands down there? Or are we back to Gobi?

[Ed Hocken]

I'm gonna go with NYC in the middle of August, Bob.

[Captain Russ]

GRAYBUSH, BOO THIS MAN

[Ed Hocken]

Just saying, that it's pretty damn wet.

[Lisa]

Ah! the delightful, yet colorful patois of the Borough of Queens!

How quaint!

SOMEONE had to class up this joint!

[Lisa]

Mmmm..... I found a nude picture of Dolph online. There is a god.

[Anderson]

I didn't see this thread.

The movie was awful, but it could be saved by a Director's Cut.

[Abraham Smashington]

Awful how? All I want is some retarded action scenes with some action stars.... Does it deliver on any promises?