The Expendables

[V]

*takes down names*

[Ed Hocken]

That would be more of a WWII man on a mission nickname.

Or his nickname while working as bicycle messenger.

Also,

Fluffy Juevos

[Abraham Smashington]

CAST HIM AS BANE.

[Captain Russ]

It's what they should have done from the fucking start.

Battle of the lisps would ensue.

[B_Metal]

Stallone is not growing old gracefully.

I was gonna launch into you Ed but then this happened.

Russ wins teh net.

[Lisa]

Which one of you do I have to beat up before you post some Lundgren pictures?

[I_Cassini]

Which one of you do I have to beat up before you post some Lundgren pictures?

I will take brucey baby's photo. He does it for me.

But you got to love Dolph got his master's in chemical engineering.

[B_Metal]

I will take brucey baby's photo. He does it for me.

But you got to love Dolph got his master's in chemical engineering.

[I_Cassini]

While I would be delighted to have Bruce in whatever form he comes in, I would have to think of some positives about that beard: I could keep spare pencils in it; Place to hide snacks for movies; Home for small animals; My students could grow their cultures in here.

[Matt]

I think I see a bottle of Seagams hidden in that beard...

[Lisa]

While I would be delighted to have Bruce in whatever form he comes in, I would have to think of some positives about that beard: I could keep spare pencils in it; Place to hide snacks for movies; Home for small animals; My students could grow their cultures in here.

His beard is so big, it's full of SECRETS!

I still see no pictures of Lundgren for me. I'm waiting.

[I_Cassini]

Here ya go. He is a beautiful specimen of a man. Da!

[V]

Here's a better one...

[Abraham Smashington]

STREET PREACHER!

[Captain Russ]

DOLPH FOR THE JESSE CUSTER ROLE

Elijah C. Skuggs: Hey, you'd be better off with the Voice of God.

*Custer pulls his arm back, ready to punch faces*

Elijah C. Skuggs: You can keep the beeeeeeeard.

Jesse Custer: Aww...

*hugs all around*