What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Anderson]

It's easy to make a film better than GREMLINS. The sequel? That's another story.

Attack the Block and Gremlins have fuck-all in common.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I had a dream last night about an Adam Sandler movie about senior couples living in retirement communities, shot documentary style. I hate you Rob.

With David Spade as an ugly old lady who violently shits in her adult diaper. Because it's funny.

Jared the Subway Guy, Donald Trump, Snooki and Dog the Bounty Hunter show up too.

[BillyG]

Attack the Block and Gremlins have fuck-all in common.

This. I don't see a comparison there at all. I do think I like ATB a lot more than Gremlins, but I could never directly compare the two.

[BillyG]

With David Spade as an ugly old lady who violently shits in her adult diaper. Because it's funny.

Jared the Subway Guy, Donald Trump, Snooki and Dog the Bounty Hunter show up too.

You don't know how close you are. The old lady was rich and lived in a Trump retirement tower, and the old dude lived in a tiny efficiency with an awesome view of the beach. I'm sure I had some kind of "at old age you realize you don't need material possessions" shit coming at the end.

[Abraham Smashington]

I had a dream last night about an Adam Sandler movie about senior couples living in retirement communities, shot documentary style. I hate you Rob.

[FilmNerdJamie]

You don't know how close you are. The old lady was rich and lived in a Trump retirement tower, and the old dude lived in a tiny efficiency with an awesome view of the beach. I'm sure I had some kind of "at old age you realize you don't need material possessions" shit coming at the end.

Who played Sandler's hot wife this time and what degrading role did Henry Winkler have this time?

[B_Metal]

Who played Sandler's hot wife this time and what degrading role did Henry Winkler have this time?

Henry Winkler played Sandler's hot wife. Two for one deal.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Henry Winkler played Sandler's hot wife. Two for one deal.

[BillyG]

Who played Sandler's hot wife this time and what degrading role did Henry Winkler have this time?

Well the "hot wife" was like 90, but behind make up. Maybe the gal from Watchmen? And Winkler was probably the head of the retirement community.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Well the "hot wife" was like 90, but behind make up. Maybe the gal from Watchmen? And Winkler was probably the head of the retirement community.

OH OK. Didn't know Sandler was old too.

My shitty Sandler comedy is him as the one of the 3 Wise Men.

[BillyG]

OH OK. Didn't know Sandler was old too.

My shitty Sandler comedy is him as the one of the 3 Wise Men.

Spade and Chris Rock as the others? Lots of "Jesus was black" jokes from Rock?

[Martin]

Attack the Block and Gremlins have fuck-all in common.

Yes and no. Directly, no. Mostly in spirit. Monsters invade, they're dispatched in fun fashion by youngsters. Low-budget movies. NO FUCKING CGI MONSTERS.

That's it.

But the vibe really reminded me of Critters, Tremors, The Blob and so on. There's no denying that.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Spade and Chris Rock as the others? Lots of "Jesus was black" jokes from Rock?

James instead of Spade. Nick Swardson as a CGI baby Jebus and Robert Downey Jr. as the Virgin Mary.

[BillyG]

James instead of Spade. Nick Swardson as a CGI baby Jebus and Robert Downey Jr. as the Virgin Mary.

You want to watch the world burn.

[FilmNerdJamie]

James instead of Spade. Nick Swardson as a CGI baby Jebus and Robert Downey Jr. as the Virgin Mary.

Narrated by Dwayne Johnson.