We need your questions!

[Ari]

Dittman was the Maxim guy, right?

Dear lord, I really wanted to hurt that guy, Dexter style.

[Captain Russ]

Have you ever heard of the legend of Earl Dittman: world's greatest film critic?

Not really a question, so much as a topic of discussion/ridicule. He sure makes an easy target for that shit.

Example:Son of the Mask - “Hilarious! Wonderfully witty. A comedy for the child in all of us.”

If I land in that field of journal-jism, I shall aspire to trump such insane fuckbaggery.

[ScooterLaBeef]

Dude there's this tourist attraction somewhere in NorCal, in the middle of the Redwood Forest that convinced me at about 12 years old...I would definitely kick it with Sasquatch if he went public.

Yes... I was just there last October, fantastic!

[Nathan]

Dear Rob's mom,

It seems little Rob has an unhealthy relationship with recreational explosives. There is disturbing video evidence if you need proof. Otherwise, he's swell!

[Ari]

Hi, Rob's mom! Thanks for making Rob! He brings much joy to the world!

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Dude there's this tourist attraction somewhere in NorCal, in the middle of the Redwood Forest that convinced me at about 12 years old...I would definitely kick it with Sasquatch if he went public.

[ScooterLaBeef]

Cj, I listened to the alien podcast and you didn't believe my son about the sasquatch in our woods. I'm here to tell you, that it does exist and it loves popcorn. What other proof would you need to believe in Bigfoot?

Haaaa, she put you on blast Cj! I believed in Big Foot ever sice Harry and the Hendersons!

[gravedigger]

Hi, Rob's mom! Your son puts on a good podcast.

[Rob's Mom]

Cj, I listened to the alien podcast and you didn't believe my son about the sasquatch in our woods. I'm here to tell you, that it does exist and it loves popcorn. What other proof would you need to believe in Bigfoot?

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Not so much a question...can you give a semi-detailed description of a oil wrestling match between Jessie Spano, Kelly Kapowski and Lisa Turtle.

Were there any toys from tv commercials as a kid that you never got and were pissed off. But when a friend got and you tried it you realized it sucked? Mine was Skip it, I desperately needed one, never got it but my neighbor did...I tried it and it sucked. I told him he was a dork for owning one...

Do you work with any douchebags that complain all day and are not productive? If so how do you deal with them? (I swear I'm not talking about Ari...)

Have you ever popped your collar or worn more than one polo shirt at a time?

Other than the Podcaust, what are your must visit websites?

[Abraham Smashington]

Awesome. We love your questions man.

[Captain Russ]

Preface: I have been drinking since three, so who knows where the hell this shit is coming from.

The Chigurgh Question: When was the last time you were actually scared of a film or television character(Cannot be Chigurh. Sorry.) and why? Someone who rubs you the wrong way or has that certain "crazy asshole I shouldn't like" vibe about them times eleventy billion? Like the ice-cleaning neighbor from Home Alone? That guy totally maimed his family with that shovel.

What about real life douchebags of humanity?

(This question can revolve around phobias or stereotypes of some kind if nothing else comes to mind.)



Bikers. We all know they exist. We all know they are this century's version of pirates. But who had the greatest starring role as a biker?

Chuck Sheen in Beyond the Law, where he infiltrates a biker gang led by Mike Madsen (with the help of Leon Rippy and Linda Fiorentino (pre-Jade))?

The Boz in Stone Cold, where he infiltrates a biker gang led by Lance Henriksen and William Forsythe (with the help of Glen from Raising Arizona)?

Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, where they don't infiltrate shit, but instead steal a whole bunch of drugs from Tom Sizemore (irony(who is helped by fellow rehab resident Daniel Baldwin))?

OR...

Mel "Sugar Tits" Gibson in Mad Max, where he also doesn't infiltrate shit, but instead becomes a seething pile of hate who takes down an entire group of nihilistic bikers (Helped by no one at all. Ever.)?

Also also, Easy Rider doesn't fit, as it is not so much about a biker culture as it is about the American Dream. Kiss my white ass, I am right. (Plus, there wouldn't be any competition in regards to the other people in the running.)

*Apologizes for the rather pedestrian question. Will return with much more brain-ridge-fucking questions next week. Is on vacation. Have a happy 4th, sirs.*

[Abraham Smashington]

We are recording a new podcast tomorrow so I can post it Friday since I'll be gone for a week. We need more questions!

[blainegarrett]

Question 1: Similar to the midget action star question, will an overweight man ever play more than a lead role in a comedy centered around their weight? Will someone like Ethan Suplee (ala American History X) act the shit out of an action leading role? We have guns, so lack of running and agility are no excuse for lack of chubby action leads. what do you think?

Question 2 : Do you guys prefer to blow off your own fingers with mediocre fireworks or sift through the sea of douchebags and watch a public spectacle of fireworks?

Question 3: What movie are you sorta embarrassed about - either having watched PERIOD or for your reaction to it? For example, Only the Lonely with John Candy made me cry when I saw it ten years ago.

Question 4: If there were a podcaust movie, what genre would it be and who would be the antagonist? Kevin Rose?

Question 5: When you were wee lads, who were your lead actress crushes who are now probably playing lead character's mothers or only a few years away from the rest home?

[Captain Russ]

I knew it. Rosario didn't stand a chance...