We need your questions!

[Captain Russ]

Before his passing, did James Brown or did he not, resemble an old Blackanese lady?

Also: what was the most difficult impersonation Ceej has done? Favorite? And has he ever used this power for good? Evil?

Also also: Is there a chance that smell-o-vision will ever make a come back? If it were to be fully-realized smell-o-vision, what film or TV show would be the best suited for it? Which would be the worst?

ANNNNNNNNND: Okay, you hateful so-and-so's...favorite type of 'caust? Vanilla Ice Holocaust, zombie holocaust, tantric holocaust (Sting dies alot...along with that shitty band of yesteryear.), midget holocaust, mutant holocaust, breakdance holocaust, cannibal holocaust, hermaphro holocaust, StevenSeagal Holocaust, robot holocaust, the dyslexic -favorite Hansolocaust or something else?

(The Podcaust is not the same thing. It is a title, not a reference to the termination of something so it is null and void.)

[Ari]

The Rock and Vin Diesel, two beef slabs that rarely get utilized properly. They could be great action stars, but instead we get more "Pacifiers" and "The Game Plans" than "Rundowns" or "Pitch blacks". So, how would you guys utilize these two to their fulliest, ass-kicking extent?

[Ari]

So I guess feathered creatures don't need pants, but furred creatures can go both ways? I'm so confused.

And Rob, Cj, lets end this question once and for all: The fuck is wrong with Pluto? He's a dog, just like Goofy, but is he retarded or something?

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

"CJ, in your opinion who is the greatest rapper? Rob, you are welcome to chime in here (not that you need to be invited) but Shaggy 2 Dope does not qualify."

I nominate Ill Mitch - http://www.illmitch.com/ Punch and Rap

AWESOMENESS

[blainegarrett]

Adding to Ari's question...

In addition to unleashing the furry craze and anthropomorphic sex fiends, pants seemed optional in the Disney world. Tail spin is evidence of this. Sheer Kahn work a suit featuring pants and Rebecca sported the business slacks. However, Balloo and a host of others let their junk just blow in the breeze. Do you think this is part of the reason there is an entire generation of people who dresss up like disney characters and screw eachother? Sheer Kahn and Balloo ass to ass, go.

[blainegarrett]

"CJ, in your opinion who is the greatest rapper? Rob, you are welcome to chime in here (not that you need to be invited) but Shaggy 2 Dope does not qualify."

I nominate Ill Mitch - http://www.illmitch.com/ Punch and Rap

[Ari]

I'm adding to Blaine's questions:

How did the Disney Afternoon toons work? Gummy Bears had talking animals and humans, Ducktales only had talking animals, Rescue Rangers had animals and humans, and Tale Spin and Darkwing Duck were animals only? What kind of fucked up world was Disney trying to create? That shit used to drive me crazy, so I hope you two can clearify it for me.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Do you own pink clothing? Are you masculine enough to wear the new black?

You can only have one type of drink, not including water, for the rest of your life what is it?

Why do the Twins suck so bad? Is it because they're from Minnesota?

Rob, how many frames in a baseball game?

CJ, in your opinion who is the greatest rapper? Rob, you are welcome to chime in here (not that you need to be invited) but Shaggy 2 Dope does not qualify.

[blainegarrett]

1. What are your thoughts on a live-action film noir style reboot of the darkwing duck franchise ala The Dark Knight. Zombie heath ledger could play the insane Br. Bushroot. Thomas Haden Church could play the Liquidator (yes, I had to look that up). Dakota fanning could play Gosslin and Seth Rogan could play Launch Pad. Would this be epic or a lame duck. PUN!

2. More Disney Afternoon... As a kid, did you ever think that if you were to get put in jail, your mom would bake you a pastry with an escape weapon in it? Do you think the Joker took inspiration from the Beagle Boys when implanting the detonator in that fat gooy suggary inmate in the Dark Knight - not as fun to eat, but more worthwhile than a rat tail file...

word

[Captain Russ]

SIDEKICK CHALLENGE!

You are taken to an island, where you are reprogrammed to behave like an Indiana Jones/Snake Plissken sort of adventurer.

Why the hell this happens? No idea. Might wanna go ask the guy on the corner wearing the tin-foil hat. (Not me. I have A/C and an internet connection.)

Anyway, you are then forced by your new handler to choose a popular/not-so popular film/TV sidekick. Who do you choose to have tag along on your soon-to-be-well-documented adventures? Will it be Short-Round? Newt? Cabbie? The Surgeon General of Beverly Hills?

"WHO?" The shadowy organization of whatever shouts at you as you stand on the edge of beginning a new life as the next Tomb Raider/Riddick.

[Phat Dizaztr]

If you were able to change one thing about the world what would you change?

If you hustled drugs what would you sell the kids?

If you had a special ability what would it be?

What would you do with your special ability?

If you could create your own TV show what would it be based on?

Have you ever invented something?

[Phat Dizaztr]

If you could have your own gladiator colosseum, who would you have fight in it? (fictional or real)

[Phat Dizaztr]

why is activision allowing treyarch to produce cod5 when infinity ward has been so successful with cod1, cod2, and cod4?

I have an answer for you on that if Rob can't get it. My friend is working on COD6 right now. I can't say too much or he will never tell me anything.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Favorite sandwich and why?

Who would win in a gun fight, Jules or Vincent?

Hollywood family brawl, Penns (including Chris as a zombie), Baldwins, Sheens, Afflecks, and Wayans...who would be victorious?

[nerdious dorkus]

are you able to solve a sudoku puzzle in your head?

who are your favorite comic artists and writers?

what is the greatest nonelectrical invention ever made?