Gears of War 2

[Ari]

Dolls are a) things little girls play with
b) plasticy things you blow up and insert your penis into
c) what guys used to call chicks back when the world was in black and white

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. Those are all correct. All of your sideshow collectibles are dolls though.

[Ari]

No, those are called "High end adult collectibles" my good sir.

But you should see the Barbie Beach house I bought for them. Padme and Kit Fisto are in the hot tub as we speak! OMG!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

Fucking sweet! I could never afford the Beach house, so I made one using a cardboard box and glitter.

[gravedigger]

I got your "high end adult collectible" right here, Ari.

I call the dolls just to fun with you.

[nerdious dorkus]

I got your "high end adult collectible" right here, Ari.

I call the dolls just to fun with you.

would this be considered as a "high end adult collectible?"

or would it only be so if you were like me and kept it in the packaging?

[Ari]

Yeah, you gotta keep that thing in it's package. It loses 94% of it's value once it gets blasted with a spray of man galoopy.

[Corey]

Oh well, mine lost 110% of its value then!

[nerdious dorkus]

you splooged on your doll? my you have problems.

[Corey]

Well it was either that or in a sock... I chose the doll!

[gravedigger]

Don't they make special bottle brushes for the, uh, cleaning of the Real Dolls? I think I saw that on HBO's Real Sex once.

[Abraham Smashington]

Sure....