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  • Dolls are a) things little girls play with
    b) plasticy things you blow up and insert your penis into
    c) what guys used to call chicks back when the world was in black and white
    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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    • Haha. Those are all correct. All of your sideshow collectibles are dolls though.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • No, those are called "High end adult collectibles" my good sir.

        But you should see the Barbie Beach house I bought for them. Padme and Kit Fisto are in the hot tub as we speak! OMG!!!
        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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        • Fucking sweet! I could never afford the Beach house, so I made one using a cardboard box and glitter.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • I got your "high end adult collectible" right here, Ari.

            I call the dolls just to fun with you.

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            • Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
              I got your "high end adult collectible" right here, Ari.

              I call the dolls just to fun with you.
              would this be considered as a "high end adult collectible?"

              or would it only be so if you were like me and kept it in the packaging?
              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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              • Yeah, you gotta keep that thing in it's package. It loses 94% of it's value once it gets blasted with a spray of man galoopy.
                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                • Oh well, mine lost 110% of its value then!
                  I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
                  Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
                  Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
                  She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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                  • you splooged on your doll? my you have problems.
                    The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                    • Well it was either that or in a sock... I chose the doll!
                      I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
                      Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
                      Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
                      She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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                      • Don't they make special bottle brushes for the, uh, cleaning of the Real Dolls? I think I saw that on HBO's Real Sex once.

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                        • Sure....
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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