When the fuck did gamers get so jaded?

[BillyG]

I seriously think my killer app for the 3DS has gone from Kid Icarus to Star Fox. DO THAT THERE BARREL ROOOOOOLL

[Captain Russ]

My god he sucks. He should thank his lucky georgelucasneck he's got Fox and Falco to cover his dumb ass.

How did he even get that job?

He is a monument to failure. Failure at the subatomic level. Failure incarnate.

I CURSE YOU, I CURSE YOUR TADPOLE OFFSPRING, I CURSE YOUR BLOODLINE, SLIPPY.

[Abraham Smashington]

Dude, I fucking love the original Star Fox. Always have. Always will. STOP PUTTING YOUR LIFE IN THE HANDS OF SLIPPY.

[Captain Russ]

Tell that to yourself after Slippy has fucked up for the EIGHT BILLIONTH TIME.

[Abraham Smashington]

Let's give it up for the SuperFX chip guys.

Guys?

STAR FOX IS GREAT.

Stunt Race fx wasn't horrible.

[Captain Russ]

Let's give it up for the SuperFX chip guys.

Guys?

[Abraham Smashington]

OUR NUMBERS ARE HIGHER THEREFORE THE GAMES ARE BETTER.

[Abraham Smashington]

I never went through the Sega bullshit. THANK GOD.

[BillyG]

OH SHIT

32X

JADED EMPIRE OF NERDS BEGINS THERE

[Abraham Smashington]

haha.

2 32 bit chips totes equal 64 bits OF POWER

[BillyG]

But I could type out my gamertag and messages to B_metal about joining Black Ops easier with a Jaguar controller!

[Abraham Smashington]

But unlike the Jaguar controller this actually has use.

[BillyG]

No bullshit, when they showed the Wii U controller the first thing I thought was "that's as big as a fucking Jaguar controller"

[Abraham Smashington]

Then we laughed at our friend who bought the fucking Jaguar. Even AvP couldn't save that piece of shit.

[Abraham Smashington]

CRASH AND BURN!