DEADER SPACE (The Dead Space 2 Thread)

[Captain Russ]

Yeah. It's the little moments like that that make the game.

[Abraham Smashington]

That's quite the statement about Silent Hill 2. I may have to grab this today.

[BillyG]

Holy shit. Russ is CALIFORNIA.

[BillyG]

I just punched a kids goddamn head off. GOTY until Skyrim releases.

[Captain Russ]

Well, the strategy of "run and occasionally gun" whilst moving toward the end of the Zealot play through isn't working.

And my ammo count is down to three line gun rounds. Health at the red. Zero health packs.

This might not have been a good idea...

[Captain Russ]

I f-f-feel like a little fuckin' worm on a big fuckin' hook. /skank

[BillyG]

YOU OWE ME AN EYE YOU BASTARD!

This game is incredible. I never want to stop playing.

[Captain Russ]

So, I decided to stockpile everything through a normal and survivalist run.

Zealot is good as done now. Oh yes, they done dicked with the wrong dictator.

[BillyG]

Well, I'll be keeping this game in mind come GOTY time that's fooooo shoooo. No excuses to not buy this one, folks.

[Captain Russ]

This is my fourth-near fifth playthrough already and it still has that fresh pine scent.

What the fuck, man?

[Captain Russ]

So Bill, how'd you like the "Step 3" moment?

[BillyG]

Oh step 3 was quite excellent. Whenever they slammed you into the machine I just kind of sat there biting my nails going OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG then I realized I had to do that to myself and winced a bit. And man...he's all twitchy. Making me all twitchy. Then we got twitchy together. The ensuing chase with Mr. Don't-You-Wish-You-Upgraded-Stasis was aces as well.

Did you die during the end boss? The little cinematic to kill you is SO AWESOME.

[Captain Russ]

Oh yes, I gave myself the do-it-yourself lobotomy. And I went at the step 3 bit too fast the first time. I fucking lol'd so hard when I screwed that up. So ridiculous. I truly love this game.

[BillyG]

I should have fucked up on purpose. Second time around I shall. Did you get the foam finger gun yet?

[Captain Russ]

Gearing up for the Hard Core run as I type.

If I come back here without it, you'll know I've burned the apartment down in a blind rage.