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An authentic assassin game would be boring as fuck.
Dress as cook.
Sneak into kitchen.
Pour hemlock into wine and stir.
Serve.
Repeat x 10.
Dress as cook.
Sneak into kitchen.
Pour hemlock into wine and stir.
Serve.
Repeat x 10.
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Those kind of assassins, yes. Sneaking into a castle, full of guards who actually pay attention to sounds and whether someone is standing in full light that doesn't belong in the castle, slitting the throat of your target and escaping unseen? That game would ROCK.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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Sounds like Splinter Cell or Hitman.Originally posted by Howard View PostTouch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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Or Thief. They all got the mechanics down pat.Originally posted by Nathan View Post- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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Stay away from my Renaissance Simulator!Me quick one want slowComment
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I'm just going to get Demon's Souls. I figure that game will end up punishing me enough.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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Howard, did you ever like Battletoads, Mega Man 1-3, and/or TMNT?Comment
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The more I read about that game, the more it just sounds like "Fuck You Nerds!: The Game".Me quick one want slowComment
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Battletoads - didn't hate.
MM 1-3 - LOVE.
TMNT - never tried.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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As do I. As do I.Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post"With all the dick sucking and butt fucking jokes we make, this is the gayest thing ever posted on BDR. Even Howard cringed from behind his laptop playing Gilmore Girls." -BillyGComment
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Played the game this weekend, not hating the game so far. The missions are better so far, and there is a little more variety, but I can tell if I start doing too many side missions, I'm going to get bored of the game. I'm glad I rented this one since the first bored me after the first few assassinations."With all the dick sucking and butt fucking jokes we make, this is the gayest thing ever posted on BDR. Even Howard cringed from behind his laptop playing Gilmore Girls." -BillyGComment
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All I do is side missions haha."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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