Dead Rising 2

[Captain Russ]

Got all the way to the fucking Bambie & Thumper boss...and got spit-roasted.

And all while wearing the Bond tux.

Fuckin' irony spit-roasting.

I honestly didn't mind that I'd have to restart the game. I need money for that fucking Hummer key, goddammit.

I'm having a dangerous love affair with this game.

[V]

Chuckling a bit that you got the 'Premier League Treatment'...

[Trejo]

Oh, well hello there Ms. Rebecca Chang. I've got some action news you can really, get on top of.. IN MY PANT-ssssso this game is pretty good so far. Still wish there was like a new game+ spinoff that took out the timer and just let you explore and fuck up zombies at your leisure.

[Abraham Smashington]

THAT.

Although, just like in the first game, I got super lucky with a boss. That fucking motocross guy got stuck on a stairwell so I was able to just stand there with my broadsword and fuck him up.

[Captain Russ]

You guys are gonna hate the flippity floop outta the last few cheap bastards.

Fo realz.

Never been so satisfied putting virtual foot to virtual ass though.

(Yes, I beat that shit. Yes, I have no life.)

[Abraham Smashington]

Goddamn man. You're a machine

[Ed Hocken]

Perhaps Russ is part asian?

[Trejo]

The Psychos are just beyond fucking bullshit in this game (again). Especially the Chef who just runs around HEALING himself throughout the whole fight. Can't beat him, the bathroom guy or the motorcycle guy, they just wreck my shit in seconds even though I have a shotgun, machine gun and all kinds of toys.

Ugh

Also, you have to download all the DLC packs to play online with anyone who has one, basically anyone who preordered the game. UGH

[Captain Russ]

The Psychos are just beyond fucking bullshit in this game (again). Especially the Chef who just runs around HEALING himself throughout the whole fight. Can't beat him, the bathroom guy or the motorcycle guy, they just wreck my shit in seconds even though I have a shotgun, machine gun and all kinds of toys.

Ugh

Guns are turrible (except for the later-stage BFG combo gun). Make some blade gloves (boxing mitts and Bowie knife), stock up on food, and fuck that beeotch up.

[Captain Russ]

Got my Arthur Armor today.

Gonna punch some zombies in the rotweenus nao.

Feels good man.

[Abraham Smashington]

The Psychos are just beyond fucking bullshit in this game (again). Especially the Chef who just runs around HEALING himself throughout the whole fight. Can't beat him, the bathroom guy or the motorcycle guy, they just wreck my shit in seconds even though I have a shotgun, machine gun and all kinds of toys.

Ugh

Also, you have to download all the DLC packs to play online with anyone who has one, basically anyone who preordered the game. UGH

We fucking OWNED Arthur. It's too bad we got lost in those tunnels and that fucking hippie killed us.

[Captain Russ]

We fucking OWNED Arthur. It's too bad we got lost in those tunnels and that fucking hippie killed us.

Slappy'll be a hoot...

[Trejo]

We fucking OWNED Arthur. It's too bad we got lost in those tunnels and that fucking hippie killed us.

Yeah, totally caught off guard leaving the tunnels directly into a boss fight when we were low on... everything.

WE'LL HAVE OUR REVENGE, PSYCHOS!

[Anderson]

Who's up for a TiR game later tonight?

[Trejo]

Yupp. Depending how late.

Went back a little smarter and took out Mr Motocycle and the Bathroom psycho solo today.. feeling a bit better about myself now haha.