Your Junk Food(s) of Choice

[Lisa]

Tomorrow Lisa wakes up with her hair torn, make up smeared all over her face, and a couple pieces of salami next to her. We've all been there.

They've done about a gazillion episodes of "Law & Order" over the years where someone in some capacity wakes up with a dead body in the bed next to them. In my case, it'll be the empty deli wrapper, with me sitting up in bed screaming, "OH DEAR GOD!!! WHAT DID I DO??? WHAT DID I DO???!" Followed immediately by - "DOINK DOINK!"

[BillyG]

Know what I like with my salami? Some muenster. So damn good.

[Matt]

Know what I like with my salami? Some munster. So damn good.

[Howard]

Know what I like with my salami? Some muenster. So damn good.

I prefer my salami without cheese.

[Timothy225]

Tomorrow Lisa wakes up with her hair torn, make up smeared all over her face, and a couple pieces of salami next to her. We've all been there.

[B_Metal]

I prefer my salami without cheese.

[Lisa]

THIS!

And yes, the other half of the pack is GONE. GONE! If it had a voice, it wouldn't have had even a second to beg for its life by the time I got home last night.

[Lisa]

Know what I like with my salami? Some muenster. So damn good.

Nooooo.... provolone! Wanna know what's wonderful? Here's what's wonderful: You take a real Italian hero roll, and after you cut it open, you do a little olive oil and red vinegar on both sides of the bread (none of your commie mayo on a real Italian sub!). Then you do some of the genoa salami (may the late packet that arrived at my apartment Monday night R.I.P.), a tiny bit of ham (just a little so you don't overwhelm the salami), provolone, lettuce, tomato (only because tomato is standard. Sometimes I leave it off), and chopped up raw onion.

Then you may thank me.

[BillyG]

I was with you until the lettuce and tomato. I will double up the onion.

[Lisa]

I was with you until the lettuce and tomato. I will double up the onion.

Yeah, the veggies of choice don't have to be written in blood. I only do the tomato if I'm in the mood, and the lettuce should be shredded. But the onion is absolute!

[BillyG]

I wish I was off Friday. I would spend an hour picking out salami and a good roll, then go home and light some candles while I make the sandwich.

[Lisa]

You have to have the mood music. The romance route is always nice. Mine, on the other hand, was like the end of "The Blair Witch Project" - the poor helpless packet of salami wandered into the wrong house...

[Martin]

Tonight I indulged in an Italian poutine.

Switch that brown sauce for a meat sauce and you're good to go.

[Abraham Smashington]

so It's french fries covered in spaghetti sauce with cheese?

yes.

[BillyG]

I haven't had a good pizza in...months. I think I am getting some Friday.