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That's fucking terrible.
And I like it.Me quick one want slowComment
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That looks fucking awful.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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Awfully tempting!
Not really, but Sprite and Jolly Ranchers only? Intriguing idea.Comment
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I've watched Four Loko being made. It's amazing. Amazing in that Motel Hell sense of the word."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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Thanks to the FDA, I'm back on the whiskey train.
I HOPE YOU LIKE THE RESULT, ASSHOLESMe quick one want slowComment
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Welcome back, brother... we missed you.Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
Best comment on that video?
"Easier version: Mountain Dew, Tang, and vodka. That was our study beverage in college. Called it 'Caligula's Death Ride'."
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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As do I...
Apparently, it looks like Mommy and Daddy's little darling had deeper emotional issues than they are willing to admit. It'll all come out in court... I hope.
All of this could have been avoided had Joe only pulled out that night on Vicki's couch.Comment
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Joe and Vicki Keiran say their son Jason was pushed over the edge after drinking Four Loko, which contains the equivalent of 18 beers and six coffees in just one can.
You've got to fucking kidding me?!
"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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A 30-hour Four Loko binge? Not to be insensitive, but how the hell did he lift the gun?Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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Plus, it's England. How did he even get a gun?
Pff, Stephen Fry was right, never trust The Daily Mail."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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Glad we're all safe from this horrible monster now and can get back to drinking every other mixed drink on the market.
30 hours...and 18 beers/6 cups of coffee in one can? Lol. Those journos are fuckheads.Me quick one want slowComment
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*mixes a pitcher of 'Caligula's Death Ride'*Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
Cocktail, anyone?Comment
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Double.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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