Picturing Jake on his local street corner trying to score from a dealer "Yo, man, listen. Y'got any Orange Blend, bro? How 'bout some Cranberry Lemonade? Dude, I gots to score, son! OH SHIT! 5-0!! RUN!!!"
Fucking college pussies who can't drink more than a sip of Mondavi pinkwine without throwing up and African Americaning out called down the thunder and got us all thrown in jail by the fucking fun police.
What's it like to live in a town run by Socialists?
Ehhh, we get by. They TRIED to ban salt in all restaurants, only to have us rebel. Now they're content with putting up signs in the subways warning about excessive salt intake.
Back in the early '90s, it was NJ trying to tell us we can't have our eggs soft and our burgers rare - that lasted about a month and half before they gave up.
But every so often, a product that's perceived as harmful really does take the fall. This is one of those times.
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