CHILI: THE FINAL FRONTIER

[Abraham Smashington]

My crockpot chili works awesomely as it's the perfect amount for us. But you'd hate it any way because there are beans in it. However, I've never recieved one complaint from anyone about it.

It's like my brother bitching that "it's not the right way to that!" yet people like my food over his. There is no right way or wrong way. There is only tasty or not tasty.

[Shit Dickface]

Beans are fine in it, but they ain't a requirement. I like black beans in my chili. I've already gotten the fo of Texas, so you guys can continue to castigate me.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm really only a fan of turkey chili. I just really don't like chili very much.

I'm not allowed to have chili anymore.

Thanks a lot, UN.

[nerdious dorkus]

Chili only needs to consist of meat and stock/spices. The hotter, the better. I want my forehead to be a waterfall.

[Abraham Smashington]

You'd like mine then. For the hotness, maybe not the beans.

[nerdious dorkus]

I'm fine with beans. But I'd rather not exert the energy if it's not meat.

[nerdious dorkus]

And like Howard, I'm getting really fucking gassy as I get older.

[Martin]

And like Howard, I'm getting really fucking gassy as I get older.

You're AZN. You'll eventually find a way to harness your gases to power the mecha-suit you use to play Star Craft 2.

[nerdious dorkus]

You're AZN. You'll eventually find a way to harness your gases to power the mecha-suit you use to play Star Craft 2.

Unfortunately, it's not Vespene gas I'm producing.

[Martin]

YET.

[Lisa]

And along with the turkey chili, I've had lentil turkey chili. It's good - I realize it's not the "beef with red kidney beans" chili that's more traditional, but it's really good. I think I have the recipe somewhere.

Edit: Here!

http://www.tasteofhome.com/Recipes/Lentil-Chili

[Martin]

You lost me at lentils. I like them, but in chili?

In fact you lost me at turkey.

Chili =

[Lisa]

Well, it's not like I figured everyone here would be on board with my food choices. But I'm postin' 'em anyway!

[Abraham Smashington]

I could do turkey chili, but I'd have to have other meat in there as well.

[Ed Hocken]

By other meat.....well you know