Ruined Food/Meals

[Ed Hocken]

Oh man!

Somehow, you could have envisioned Chris Farley doing that. Hell, he probably did.

[Chris Miller]

That was the same event where a buddy passed out hugging my toilet, and wouldn't fucking wake up or move, and I really had to piss. Lucky for me, there was about a 6 inch gap between his face and the seat. Also, lucky for him, while horrible hungover, my aim was still pretty good. Unlucky for him, pretty sure there was some splashback.

[Matt]

Never could drink Southern Comfort. I'm sorry, but it tastes exactly like cough medicine.

[Chris Miller]

Never could drink Southern Comfort. I'm sorry, but it tastes exactly like cough medicine.

Yes, yes it does. A guy we hung out with introduced it to us when we were 16, and my group of friends drank it like it was the only booze in existence for 3 or 4 years. Those were dark, dark days.

[Shit Dickface]

Goldschlager? Peach schnapps? Southern Comfort? Were you guys drinking this stuff to wash the taste of some other dude's load out of your mouths what the fuck

[Chris Miller]

Goldschlager? Peach schnapps? Southern Comfort? Were you guys drinking this stuff to wash the taste of some other dude's load out of your mouths what the fuck

HEY!


I never drank peach schnapps.

[Matt]

Peach Schnapps was strictly a high school thing. A buddy of mine scored a bottle of it when we were in 10th or 11th grade, and a bunch of us pounded it (Hey! It's alcohol!!!) over the course of an evening and got really, REALLY sick...I'm talking projectile vomiting at the olympic level. I haven't been able to drink it since.

SoCo and Goldschlager were college drinks. Some people liked 'em but I didn't.

[Chris Miller]

When my friends little brother turned 17, he looked to us for booze advice. We recommended mixing Peach Schnapps with Baileys. I can't remember what this was revenge for, but it worked.

[BillyG]

Ugh, I think Peach Schnaps was the first drink I ever had. I was like 14, and it was at my cousin's place. Icky.

Chicken and rice used to be ruined for me. Just a big pot of boiled chicken and white rice, then salt and peppered. So damn bland and easy, and my mom still cooks it all the time. I've gotten it changed a bit, adding some spices (crushed red pepper makes a difference), but fuck we ate it so much.

[Chris Miller]

Ugh, I think Peach Schnaps was the first drink I ever had. I was like 14, and it was at my cousin's place. Icky.

Chicken and rice used to be ruined for me. Just a big pot of boiled chicken and white rice, then salt and peppered. So damn bland and easy, and my mom still cooks it all the time. I've gotten it changed a bit, adding some spices (crushed red pepper makes a difference), but fuck we ate it so much.

The recipe on the Campbells Cream of Chicken soup for chicken and rice isn't bad though.

[Matt]

When my friends little brother turned 17, he looked to us for booze advice. We recommended mixing Peach Schnapps with Baileys. I can't remember what this was revenge for, but it worked.

I can't believe that you didn't give him the ingredients for a Prairie Fire.

[Chris Miller]

I can't believe that you didn't give him the ingredients for a Prairie Fire.

I saved shit like that for my college/bartending years.

[Matt]

I saved shit like that for my college/bartending years.

Ah yes...
The Prairie Fire
The Sweaty Buffalo
The Brain
The Dead Nazi
The Cement Mixer

Come here, pledge. Drink this. NOW!

Good memories.

[Ed Hocken]

Goldschlager? Peach schnapps? Southern Comfort? Were you guys drinking this stuff to wash the taste of some other dude's load out of your mouths what the fuck

Don't I wish.......uhhhhh

[Chris Miller]

Ah yes...
The Prairie Fire
The Sweaty Buffalo
The Brain
The Dead Nazi
The Cement Mixer

Come here, pledge. Drink this. NOW!

Good memories.

See also "Dead Mexican's Ass". Tequila and Milk. This was discovered while playing a game we invented called Puketionary. The rules were, if noone guessed what you were drawing, you had to drink something that started with the letter of what you were drawing. Of course, my asshole roommates just could not figure out I was drawing a fucking duck.