I like shitty foods: THE THREAD

[Ed Hocken]

This is how Rob looked while in the bathroom:

[Shit Dickface]

Whenever I have anything remotely resembling ass problems, I pound a pound of steamed broccoli and a few cups of jet-black coffee (orally, mind you). Problems = solved.

[Abraham Smashington]

This is how Rob looked while in the bathroom:

More like this:

[Ed Hocken]

That's the face when you're either dealing VD or passing a stone.

[Matt]

That's the face when you're either dealing VD or passing a stone.

I've passed gall stones and one kidney stone. Trust me, there isn't enough pain in Lil' Wayne's face to properly convey the pain.

[Ed Hocken]

True,

This girl I work was telling me of how her father had to pass a stone once. The man was on the floor crying in pain.

The worst has to be right when the stone is going through urethra. Oh my christ.

[nerdious dorkus]

Not all of it at once. This was through out the day.

Hey guys, apparently, when you're high, you eat a bag of chips throughout the day. I guess I'm high everyday.

[Shit Dickface]

I usually just go for something nice like a salad or a natural peanut butter sandwich and a glass of milk but hey

[Matt]

The worst has to be right when the stone is going through urethra. Oh my christ.

7 days. It took 7 painful days for it to pass through there. I wouldn't wish that kind of pain on Devin.

[Martin]

A whole bag? You pounded an entire bag of potato chips? Jesus, even in my biggest munchie phase (college), I could never pound an entire bag of chips. That's borderline nauseating.

What about All-dressed chips? I've pounded a bag of those before... much like the Honey Dijon Kettle chips.

[Matt]

What about All-dressed chips? I've pounded a bag of those before... much like the Honey Dijon Kettle chips.

Love 'em but couldn't do it. I can only ingest so much awesome before I shut down from over-awesomeness.

[Lisa]

A small order of chicken with steamed broccoli and brown rice does the trick for me.

[Martin]

Which sounds like a 5 hours listening session of Celine Dion compared to a bag of All-Dressed chips.

[Shit Dickface]

A small order of chicken with steamed broccoli and brown rice does the trick for me.

This, except gimme two breasts.

(in before "that's what she said")

[Timothy225]

7 days. It took 7 painful days for it to pass through there. I wouldn't wish that kind of pain on Devin.

I can relate - I've had kidney stones before, and the pain was so bad I was begging for death.

This is one of the few things I never joke about. I joked about them once. ONCE. And karma decided to give me another bout, right in time for Christmas, and almost screwing up my plans to propose to my now wife.