Whenever I have anything remotely resembling ass problems, I pound a pound of steamed broccoli and a few cups of jet-black coffee (orally, mind you). Problems = solved.
"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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I usually just go for something nice like a salad or a natural peanut butter sandwich and a glass of milk but hey
"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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A whole bag? You pounded an entire bag of potato chips? Jesus, even in my biggest munchie phase (college), I could never pound an entire bag of chips. That's borderline nauseating.
What about All-dressed chips? I've pounded a bag of those before... much like the Honey Dijon Kettle chips.
A small order of chicken with steamed broccoli and brown rice does the trick for me.
This, except gimme two breasts.
(in before "that's what she said")
"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
7 days. It took 7 painful days for it to pass through there. I wouldn't wish that kind of pain on Devin.
I can relate - I've had kidney stones before, and the pain was so bad I was begging for death.
This is one of the few things I never joke about. I joked about them once. ONCE. And karma decided to give me another bout, right in time for Christmas, and almost screwing up my plans to propose to my now wife.
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