Embrace The Suck...

[Abraham Smashington]

Fucking hate mustard. HATE.

[V]

I thought it was weird when I found people put ranch dressing ON EVERYTHING!

It IS weird...

[Ed Hocken]

Now the mustard hate I do not get. What would you put on a corned beef sammich?

But when I went to live with my mom up in Santa Clarita, near Six Flags Magic Mountain. Everyone in high school drove a truck and put ranch on every damn food item out there. Store owners were getting pissed off about giving away free ranch packs.

[Shit Dickface]

I thought it was weird when I found people put ranch dressing ON EVERYTHING!

This is almost worse than mayo. Ex did that shit, too. No, this is a fucking Italian restaurant and they're not going to have ranch dressing.

[Ed Hocken]

Ranch on a ceasar salad? That's a paddling.

[Howard]

I thought it was weird when I found people put ranch dressing ON EVERYTHING!

Fucking hate mustard. HATE.

THESE.

Mustard gets put on my burger by mistake? Burger gets sent back. I can pick off tomatoes and pickles that get put on by mistake. Mustard? Can't be scraped off to my satisfaction.

[Matt]

Now the mustard hate I do not get. What would you put on a corned beef sammich?

Corned beef ANYTHING requires yellow mustard. Also, hot dogs. Beyond that, it's useless.

I need dijon mustard for my honey/mustard glaze that I put on my fish. I also need it for brats. Other than that...it's useless.

[Ed Hocken]

If Rob hates mustard, could he ever watch Sling Blade without going into a rage?

"French fried taters with mustard, hmmm mmmm."

[Howard]

Ranch on a ceasar salad? That's a paddling.

Caesar salad. The only acception to the "a" before "e" except after "c" rule.

[V]

You mustard haters need to buy the sweet Swedish mustard in the food section of IKEA...

it will change how you feel.

[Ed Hocken]

Caesar salad. The only acception to the "a" before "e" except after "c" rule.

I fucking hate this language.

[Matt]

IKEA has some good eats. If you're talking about the mustard that they provide for you to dip your smoked salmon in, then YES: you are absolutely correct.

[V]

IKEA has some good eats. If you're talking about the mustard that they provide for you to dip your smoked salmon in, then YES: you are absolutely correct.

Yep... comes in a big yellow squeezy.

Epic...

[Matt]

yeah, that is some really, REALLY tasty mustard. Good call, Vin.

You know, I bet that would taste killer on corned beef...

[Ed Hocken]

I'm gonna be making some corned beef tonight oddly enough.

Plus, the stores have tons of corned beef due to Saint Paddies.