Girl Scout Cookies

[BillyG]

Thin Mints and the peanut butter ones and the lemon creme ones. We don't have samoas, and I've not heard the names being used here before. It would seem different kinds for different regions.

And 20 minutes for a box of thin mints?! Come on, I can do a box before I finish typing this sentence. But they must be frozen! FROZEN AND DELICIOUS.

EDIT: MotherfuckingLOL@ we're all fat down here

[Abraham Smashington]

Samoa's are like crack to me. For my birthday one year my Mom made a Samoa pie for me. I had "itchy blood" the next day.

WHOA WHOA WHOA...

YOU HAD A WHOLE PIE MADE OF THOSE? DO WANT.

[PHEDG]

WHOA WHOA WHOA...

YOU HAD A WHOLE PIE MADE OF THOSE? DO WANT.

it had like a custard filling with the crumbled cookies mixed in

[Ed Hocken]

I think I've heard of this. The receipe is on the box.

[Abraham Smashington]

THERE'S A BOX? That shit gets tossed as soon as I get it because the cookies only last for like 5 mins around here.

[PHEDG]

http://www.kyanags.org/about/cookierecipes.aspx

Gotta Have Samoa Pie

Recipe by John Ramsey
Crust:
2 packages Girl Scout Cookie Samoas
½ stick butter
Coarsely chop one full package and six additional Samoas. Melt one half stick of butter. Mix and press into standard pie plate. Bake at 350 degrees for 5 minutes and then refrigerate until firm.
Pie Filling:
¾ cup sugar, divided
¼ cup cornstarch
½ teaspoon salt
2½ cups milk (2% is fine, but not skim)
3 eggs, separated and at room temperature
1 cup flaked coconut, divided
1 tablespoon butter, softened
1½ teaspoons vanilla extract, divided
¼ teaspoon cream of tartar
1 baked 9-inch pie shell
Preheat oven to 425°F Combine ½cup of the sugar, cornstarch, and salt in a saucepan. Add the milk and cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until mixture thickens slightly. Remove from heat and set aside.

Beat the egg yolks with an electric mixer at high speed until thick and lemon-colored. Stir about one-fourth of the custard mixture into the yolks. Blend well. Then stir the blended mixture back into the hot custard. Cook over medium heat for 2 to 3 minutes, stirring constantly. When mixture thickens to custard consistency, remove from heat. Stir in the butter, ¾ cup coconut, and 1 teaspoon of the vanilla until butter has melted. Pour mixture into the baked pie shell.

Beat the egg whites at high speed with an electric mixer just until foamy. Add the cream of tartar and vanilla, and gradually add the remaining ¼ cup sugar. Continue beating until stiff peaks form and sugar has dissolved, about 2 minutes.

Spread meringue over the pie filling, sealing to edge of pastry. Sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup coconut. Bake at 425° for 5 minutes or until meringue is lightly browned.

[Abraham Smashington]

omg

[Matt]

Kathunk...kathunk...kathunk...ka.................. ......beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

CLEAR!!!!

[Ed Hocken]

Shit, I better get my rain coat.

[Shit Dickface]

fucking what i just came twice

[Lisa]

Recipe by John Ramsey.

The irony being, of course, that if Jon Benet had lived to Girl Scout age, John Ramsey could have had all the delicious Samoas he wanted whenever she brought them home.

(Yeah, I know, I'm going to hell for that joke - tell me something I don't know.)

[Shit Dickface]

If it were a recipe by Anne Ramsey, the first step would be "Apply paper bag with eyeholes so as not to terrify the ingredients."

[Matt]

If it were Matt Ramsey, we know what the other main ingredient would be...

[Abraham Smashington]

GALLONS OF SEMEN.

[B_Metal]

Samoas FTW, Samoas served on the cold lifeless body of JonBenet Ramsey. amidoinitrite?