Girl Scout Cookies

[Matt]

I'm safe from these boxed sugarfrostedfatbombs as long as I avoid them at their gigantic tables outside of every grocery store in history.

It'll be tough for us.
- I have TWO really good friends who have daughters that are girl scouts. Both of them hit us up for cookie purchases. GUILT
- I have coworkers with girl scout daughters. GUILT
- My boss over at my consulting company? Yeah, his daughter too. GUILT
- My grocery store has a scout troop in there as well, selling boxes and boxes of this shit every weekend.

I can't escape it. I don't want to buy this stuff just to throw it away, but I'm really REALLY trying to be good and avoid the bad food.

[Captain Russ]

It'll be tough for us.
- I have TWO really good friends who have daughters that are girl scouts. Both of them hit us up for cookie purchases. GUILT
- I have coworkers with girl scout daughters. GUILT
- My boss over at my consulting company? Yeah, his daughter too. GUILT

Drug dealers have more scruples. Fucking hell.

I think you've helped me just now. This casually accepted conglomeration of sugar peddlers will not get a fucking dime from me this year.

[BillyG]

I think you've helped me just now. This casually accepted conglomeration of sugar peddlers will not get a fucking dime from me this year.

The first step is to stop lying to yourself, man.

[I_Cassini]

Drug dealers have more scruples. Fucking hell.

I think you've helped me just now. This casually accepted conglomeration of sugar peddlers will not get a fucking dime from me this year.

BULL. SHIT.

(How did I do?)

[Lisa]

It'll be tough for us.
- I have TWO really good friends who have daughters that are girl scouts. Both of them hit us up for cookie purchases. GUILT
- I have coworkers with girl scout daughters. GUILT
- My boss over at my consulting company? Yeah, his daughter too. GUILT
- My grocery store has a scout troop in there as well, selling boxes and boxes of this shit every weekend.

I can't escape it. I don't want to buy this stuff just to throw it away, but I'm really REALLY trying to be good and avoid the bad food.

Same. If it were any other admin selling them, I could say no, because I loathe most of these bitches. But of course, it had to be the cool chick who I sit with, the one who's been really good to me.

[BillyG]

I ordered 10 boxes. Save me.

[V]

There are two kinds of people in the world.

Those who like Thin Mints...



And those who do not...

[BillyG]

Thin mints are manna from heaven.

[V]

You are dead to me.

[Nathan]

I am speechless.

[Timothy225]

Haven't had a Girl Scout in our neighborhood in years. Means the tiger traps are working!

[Lisa]

Thin mints are manna from heaven.

Billy is wise.

[Abraham Smashington]

thin mints are the devil

[V]

thin mints are the cruelly barbed and horribly veiny wang of Satan

fixed...

[Matt]

I can pound a tube of thin mints in under 5 minutes. I LOVEHATE them.