Yeah, I wanted to throw some shade at you anyway because I hadn't listened to the 'casts before.
"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
you make a quick beeline for the baked goods/pastry section after mumbling to your mom something about needing some Ponds cream. You come back with armloads of Tastykake boxes, slowly nodding at your horrified mother. She asks about the Ponds cream, but you just keep nodding and walk past her outside to immediately devour half of them and roll around in the rest like a dog.
I shit you not, this is roughly what I did the last time I was in Jersey. I didn't know when the next time I'd be able to get them would be, so I bought 8 boxes. The guy next to me in line looked at me like I was nuts. I promptly went back to my sister's house and shoved them all in my carry-on bag.
Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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