Like, how much over are we talking? I drink milk up to three days past the expiration date because I'm a hard-dicked cop who refuses to play by the rules.
Actually, it was Lactaid (for the wife, not me), and that shit's got a ridiculous shelf life. The sell by date hadn't passed yet, but if it's open too long it gets sour, which this stuff was. I determined that by taste/smell, not by the date on the bottle.
[Hangs Head in Shame]
I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.
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Like, how much over are we talking? I drink milk up to three days past the expiration date because I'm a hard-dicked cop who refuses to play by the rules.
"Mmmmm, chunky."
I accidentally took a swig of curdled milk in elementary school when I went to get a cafeteria breakfast. Never forget.
"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.
I used to like Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch until I found the light that is Reese's Puffs. All the great peanut butter taste without the sandblasting to the roof of your mouth.
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