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"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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Yeah, I knew that ahead of time.
Plus that cereal will fuck your mouth up.
Once agian, I realize what I'm saying."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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Goddammit Ed. Stop talking."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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come again?Originally posted by Ed Hocken View PostOriginally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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I like to picture Ed being tortured like a SAW victim but instead of razor blades Jigsaw is making Ed eat Cap 'n Crunch."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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There is only one sure way. Take one for the team Rob.Originally posted by Guy Meatdrapes View Post- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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*unzips Ceej's pants*
*runs out of the room*"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Regular or Peanutbutter? Not regular - it's way overly sweet. Peanutbutter has a little bit of a salty-sweetness to it, which is why it's so good. Damn, I am talking A LOT!Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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See, now that's a damn shame! What a wasted opportunity - how often do you find yourself carrying around balloons, and then not being in front of an "IT" crowd?Originally posted by Bobby Bear View Post2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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I have a confession to make: I poured myself a bowl of Boo-Berry last night as a late night snack. Only to discover the milk had gone over, AFTER I poured it into the cereal. We had an unopened bottle in the fridge. So what did I do? I drained the tainted cereal in a colander, rinsed it with water, poured it inoto a new bowl w/ fresh milk. Such is my love for the Boo-Berry.I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.
2012 Avatar Theme: Jan-Red Borg. Feb-Red Borg, Mar-Red Borg, Apr-Red Borg, May-Red Borg. Jun-Red Borg. Jul-Red Borg. Aug-Red Borg. Sep-Red Borg. Oct-Red Borg. Nov-Red Borg. Dec-Red Borg.Comment
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Jesus Iggy. I mean...jesus. I can't drink milk the day BEFORE the expiration. To let it touch my cereal? Fire. Kill. WITH.Comment
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Like, how much over are we talking? I drink milk up to three days past the expiration date because I'm a hard-dicked cop who refuses to play by the rules."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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How does causing hystrical blindness solve anything?Originally posted by Guy Meatdrapes View Post"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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I was actually gutted about not being able to do it. As annoying as the missed opportunity was, though, I would've felt worse shoe-horning it in with those present at the time and then forever being glared at like Buffalo Bill.Originally posted by LisaNY View Post
"It's from IT, I tells ya!! ITTTTTT!!!"
*ambulance doors close*"The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - AnonymousComment
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