New Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito at Taco Bell

[Howard]

Broke down and finally tried it just now. So much win.

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh man, I saw that last week when I was there grabbing a chilito. I don't know if I want all of my calories for the day in one awesome burrito. but goddamit, it looks glorious. haha

[Howard]

I ordered it without sour cream, hoping that reduced my calories intake. Still oh so worth it (calories or not).

[Abraham Smashington]

haha. Did you get a diet coke too?

[Howard]

Taco Bell is a Pepsi restaurant. I got a Sierra Mist.

[Abraham Smashington]

Did it remotely look like this?

[Ed Hocken]

Hbarr, what kind of gay guy are ya? Consuming such a fatty item. Shame on you, sir shame on you. ;p

[Howard]

EXACTLY like that. Except without the sour cream and all the ends were closed.

Also, I'm mostly married (hell, after almost 5 yrs now we should at least discuss rings). I can eat fatty things.

[Ed Hocken]

Ya got me there Barr.

[Matt]

Hbarr, what kind of gay guy are ya? Consuming such a fatty item. Shame on you, sir shame on you. ;p

Hey, if you guys want to get married like the rest of us, you HAVE to eat this shit. Sorry, it's in the contract.

[Shit Dickface]

A friend of mine ate one of these and subsequently IMed me to tell me about the shit she took afterward, even offering pics which I declined.

REMINDER: Never make friends at punk concerts.

[B_Metal]

EXACTLY like that. Except without the sour cream and all the ends were closed.

Also, I'm mostly married (hell, after almost 5 yrs now we should at least discuss rings). I can eat fatty things.

Now this is a gay I can support. Stay together more than 5 years=fatty license. Fuck yeah.

Hey, if you guys want to get married like the rest of us, you HAVE to eat this shit. Sorry, it's in the contract.

As is having to fight about dumb shit. You gays have just as much right to be miserable as us breeders.

[Howard]

LOL Where is this mythical place where gay folk have perfect relationships and perfect bodies? So not true. If anything not being able to get married can cause MORE issues and problems in long term relationships.

[Ed Hocken]

Answer to that question. No such place.

[B_Metal]

LOL Where is this mythical place where gay folk have perfect relationships and perfect bodies? So not true. If anything not being able to get married can cause MORE issues and problems in long term relationships.

That's not what I meant to imply at all. I'm sure you're right about the not marriage thing but here's the thing. You guys can just walk away. I have to hire an attorney if shit hits the fan.

Back on topic: Holy diarrhea that taco bell thing looks like heaven.